Running With No Destination

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

Why?

KNITTING TYPO

thank you faithful henchpeople of tumblr. you do my bidding well...

WAIT. is the fire still burning or is that like lense flare or something???

Don't sit in that chair. I mean. Come on. That's some peak cryptid energy, right there. DON'T SIT IN THEIR CHAIR.

of course not?? that's not my chair. it would be very rude

OP gradually putting t- [checks pronouns] themselves into cryptid territory over this post. That's a whole ass landscape of ice

Don't Worry About It

I'm worrying.

You've never wanted to just sit in silence on the ice?

No, but I often want to mysteriously vanish, so fair point.

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

You can lie when you name things

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

The most day ever

phineas and ferb heritage post

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

books cancelled for being problematic 😔 (the problem is that you have to Move them and there are a Lot of them 😔)

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

“I cast Iron Gate!”

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

synonyms

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.