Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already
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Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

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people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist
#measuring the size of fandoms based on their goncharov index#this has been a useless text post you may now resume your normal programming#rote has a goncharov index of 0.63#for perspective ofmd has an index of 26.5#spn’s is 360.8#the cosmere is 2.26 for a fantasy book comparison#i am very normal
The Goncharov Index, everyone.
I was thinking about Project Hail Mary and I thought of this conversation that definitely happened on the way to Erid:
Grace: "It feels weird to call your planet by a name humans gave it. I know I can't pronounce the real name but can you tell me what it means?" Rocky: "Rocky will tell Grace, but first Grace must tell Rocky meaning of 'Earth'." Grace: "Well, uh, it sort of means 'ground'." Rocky: "Boring!" Grace: "Okay smart guy, what's your planet's name mean then?" Rocky: "..." Grace: "..." Rocky: "..." Rocky: "Ground."
I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre
They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.

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rereading your own fics/wips is a very slippery slope into finding out you actually have to finish your fics if you want them finished
They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
Incidentally, if you are fishing any stream or river in the Mississippi river watershed and catch any fuckers that look like this;
DO NOT THROW THEM BACK FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
That’s an Asian Carp, and they ARE invasive. The Iowa DNR encourages people to catch, kill, and eat as many as possible.
They’re also tasty as hell, even though they’ve got lots of bones.
Also, yes, this fish has weird eyes that are set real low and look downwards.
It does not have two eyes on the same side; it just has a mark there that looks sorta like one.
Another pic;
They mostly eat plants, but sometimes will get snagged when line fishing. But, they also do THIS;
Midwesterners being who we are, we immediately knew what to do; BOWFISH THEM SHITS
And INVENT THE SPORT KNOWN AS ‘SCARPING’, which is just netting them out of the air/smacking them with baseball bats/spearing them with pitchforks/ect while waterskiing;
See…I’m good with a bow…but not that good. I AM however much better with a net and having the prey come to me. …Does anyone want to take me to go Scarping?
You can also use a shotgun
The DNR actively encourages all inventive ways of killing them off that people can come up with. There’s no limit on them, so you can fill up the boat.
And they’re DANGED tasty. Nice mild firm white flesh.
Only in American might you go shooting fish off the back of a moving boat.
for the environment, yeah.
These things are a menace and they desperately need to be exterminated! They are a non native species that have devastated the ecosystem of the Mississippi River and are proceeding to invade all connected tributaries. They literally eat everything and reproduce leaving entire rivers lifeless wastelands. If they enter the Great Lakes it will be an ecological nightmare. For the love of all that is good and holy start murdering them with prejudice before it is too late!!!!
Hogs, and Asian Carp are KOS in America.
Good eating, and everyone, including mother nature will thank you.
They are also a huge factor in the extinction of the Axolotl in the wild
EAT EM BOYS
“I’m afraid of getting cancer from the cadmium in my painting supplies” I’m not 😌 I love you cadmium yellow. I love you vermillion red. I love you uranium orange, haven’t worked with you but I love you nevertheless. Most of all I love you arsenic green.
This dress could kill you but I completely understand why people in the late 19th century were willing to take that risk.
Here is uranium orange fiestaware, proving that beauty truly is pain.
just found out about London purple 🤤
I was wondering what was involved with London purple so as to merit its inclusion alongside such stars as arsenic green and uranium orange, and --
Ah, cool, gotcha
Do you like the color of the poison?
You know what was used as yellow dye for almost thirty years between its discovery and its current use?
TNT.
Every science meeting ever during PHM:
Random Scientist: [insert physics talk]
Stratt: “please excuse me Doctor, I don’t speak nerd.”
*turns round to Grace expectantly
Grace: has been waiting to yap about this exact topic to someone for years
I bet while he was teaching, Grace would spend his spare time keeping tabs on new scientific research "for grownups" -- because he was interested, and because it was important to stay current in his subject (even if he wasn't on the 'front lines' of the field advancing the knowledge himself anymore), and just in case something neat happened that might be relevant in the classroom. And while he absorbed all that information on advanced topics that would never be relevant or suitable to introduce for the grade level he taught, he did "translate" the concepts in his head until he COULD have explained them to a middle-schooler. After all, maybe one of his students with a strong interest in the sciences might ask him a question about that stuff after class.
And then later when Stratt the History Major (and possibly a bunch of non-scientists interfacing with the Petrova Taskforce for various reasons) needed explanations, he had lots and lots of practice with how to communicate the gist of the scientific concepts while maintaining the listener's interest/attention and without getting bogged-down in intense technical terminology and such.

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When I look at each version of the Orion Pax backstory and stuff, I personally like the way g1 did it. Like most of these stories do the honestly pretty basic route of “Megatron and Optimus being brothers and then becoming enemies”. Idk I kind of like the idea of Orion being this random ass worker and Megatron accidentally creating his mortal enemy by attacking said worker.
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Fic Idea
So, I have a phm plot bunny. Well. More than one, of course, because these guys breed faster than Taumoeba. But this one is particularly insistent. It'd take place some 700 (earth) years after PHM took place.
In the galactic scheme of things, most "neighbors" that don't have a lot in common, aren't competing against each other, and don't really have anything the other needs tend to have minimal contact. Mostly just "hey, do you need this" or "hey, are you heading over here" varieties of diplomacy to ensure they don't inadvertently cause a war.
However, there's one pair that as far as the rest of the galaxy can tell should have almost nothing to do with each other. Their home stars are 16 light years apart, their environments are toxic to each other, there's absolutely nothing they have in common.
And yet they explore together, they are each other's closest allies, and even though they can't even speak each other's languages, they still communicate just fine. (They can learn each other's languages, they just can't pronounce them, aside from a few simple words on both sides.)
I am, of course, talking about Humans and Eridians.
Everyone else in the galaxy just doesn't get it. Humans and Eridians aren't inclined to explain. But they were each other's first contact, and the memory of, and history of, the reasons for the first contact and the fact that both species only still exist because one human and one eridian worked together means more to both species then they will ever want to explain.
I almost want to write this, because it'd be a fun worldbuilding exercise. But it would also be entirely OCs, because even Rocky would be gone after 700 years. (Maybe one of Grace's last Eridian students is still alive, but very ancient. I don't know. There would be Eridians who remember Rocky, though.)
So, what do you guys think? Worth noodling around with? Or just a good thought experiment to let loose on tumblr?
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This is me. Kinda jealous of all the writers who can write quickly because I can't.

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