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If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸
Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal
I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.
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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round
i get asked regularly for photos of jpeg and it honestly feels like this every time
i have been informed of how foolish it was to post this without an actual photo of her. my apologies. i present: miss jpeg 🤲
Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?
Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy
I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense
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Any take on Luke as just a normal kid whining about freedom should probably account for the fact that he lives on a lawless desert planet controlled by gangsters who kept his father and grandmother as slaves
#like … every time i see a post about how much easier he has it than leia i’m #he absolutely does in some ways #but also leia’s family are wealthy and powerful while luke’s are eking out water from the air
This post is nearly ten years old and I still think about this, honestly. Luke has no consciousness of the dangers and pressures in Leia’s life when he’s playing with his toy starship; she’s already had to become what he can only vaguely dream of. But she’s also never had to consider “where is tomorrow’s food and water coming from” to anything like the degree that Luke, Owen, and Beru do every day. Luke and Leia both make sure they’re armed when they leave home because their environments are so dangerous, in completely different ways.
It really is possible to talk about the ways Leia has been forced to grow up and Luke has been allowed to remain functionally a boy, without dismissing pretty much everything we ever find out about Tatooine and the Skywalkers, or the drastic differences in their opportunities and access to material luxuries. I promise, she’s a good enough character to stand on her own without misrepresenting Luke’s circumstances to prop her up.
Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears
I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.
At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.
I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat
deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”
I have long thought, and continue to think, that Luke's primary lessons from another person on how to use a lightsaber were his fights against Vader, and here it really shows.
As mentioned above, he's efficient and absolutely brutal. That is not at all a criticism, by the way. There's none of the flourishes of prequel Jedi. He's straightforward, and gets it done. He goes for the kill shot every time. He fights a lot like Vader- which makes sense. His primary teachers in the force were Ben (with about two days of instruction) and Yoda (old, doesn't have a lightsaber anymore).
But he had at least two fights with Vader, blade to blade. I can see a lot of Vader's techniques in how he fights here. Between ESB and ROTJ he learned a lot, and I'm fairly certain some of his technique was adapted from how Vader fought in ESB.
Even his use of the Force was efficient- using it to throw boxes at the dark troopers, or push them around, or crushing that one dark trooper. It reminds me of how Vader used the force to throw things at Luke in ESB.
In short, Luke fights like his father, because his father was the only real example of lightsaber combat he had.
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nice to know that in this day and age where new and increasingly unfathomable horrors are announced on the news daily, there are still people arguing online about fictional characters kissing
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Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!
Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]
I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY
slippy kitty now sliding in for only $2.99!
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the obsessive, religious fervor at work here also reduces Palestinians themselves to mere objects, Christlike martyrs with Israelis cast as the devils, the crucifiers. it’s effectively entrenching this belief into every social justice movement, and more than simply normalizing, it is uplifting and canonizing antisemitic ideology as righteous and sacrosanct. it’s nothing new, but it is dangerous, and there are thousands of years of evidence to show why.
(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ
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Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat
The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat
Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!
Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...
The source of her power:
in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
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When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row
