GOOD THINGS ARE COMING!

my wife and i have started awarding our friends special tokens called “threesome points”. we haven’t told anybody what happens when they get a hundred but it’s gonna be a real treat

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

if i had seen the transition from sepia to color in wizard of oz in 1939 i would have lost my shit i would've started screaming in the theater

The technique of switching between double and main actor without an edit is called a Texas Switch and it's still used today, it's very neat to have something so simple yet tricky persist pretty much just because it genuinely looks better to do it with timing than with editing.

I love the Texas Switch. My favourite one is in Return of the King, when Denethor throws Pippin out of the tombs, but they're all works of art.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

well I don't give a shit ← said with jaw and fists clenched

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks