GOOD THINGS ARE COMING!

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP