GOOD THINGS ARE COMING!

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

If i met someone from wigan id be so starstruck id be obsessed

would you let a cheeky lad get his pey wet ?

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians