GOOD THINGS ARE COMING!

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

dating apps are hazardous because too many cis guys assume that i am willing to bottom. no. show me that butt

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

gender is a performance and i am CAMP and a CULT CLASSIC and i have 29% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"