GOOD THINGS ARE COMING!

Daddy's lawn is looking good after this rain we've had

Feels good as fuck to sigh like an old fat dog

250 years of the United States here's to another 0 more 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

kids very badly need [SOMETHING] in their life. i spent a minute thinking about how to word this post because its not quite role models and its not quite structure. the only word i can think of is, like, substance. character. so much of a kids life is Fucking Bullshit and when you give them something solid to latch onto, something for real and something that's worth it, sometimes you see them fucking latch onto it like its the first time theyve had air