GOOD THINGS ARE COMING!

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

whoever had big time rush playing at the walmart speakers please demand a raise I’ll back you up

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

I love when I visit my dad I always feel like I get net 0 information

I’m slowly transing and socialisting my little sib tho

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

your life looking different than you imagined does not make you a failure

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes