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Intro:

Hi! I’m Mira, she/her pronouns, and I have several different hyperfixations that get reblogged here.

Also, and this is important:

HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, MISOGYNISTS, RACISTS, AND OTHER SHITTY PEOPLE, PLS DNI.

#intro post #introduction #pinned intro

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yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

i do this with so many fucking pairings you cannot BELIEVE

puzzled-on-main

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

consider this prev: your tag singles out elon musk from the billionaires. since he is no longer a billionaire, instead something far worse, your tag still makes sense. fuck all billionaires and elon musk (the one trillionaire we have) in particular.

This tweet read me to filth

hey i didn’t consent to having my soul read

moved-please-leave-me-alone

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

a lil chibi me and lunala

first of all, big closet. second of all, 0% fucking, 100% awe from me at the moon bat.

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

ABSOLUTELY

of course they’re valid???

quick reminder for anyone that thinks they aren’t: singular they is older than singular you. as in, the use of “they” to refer to one person has been around longer than the use of “you” to refer to one person.

My take on Niko

BABY CHILD

TWO APPLES TALL AND SUFFERING

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

we can’t get our masochistic desires and craving for death fulfilled by a goddamn strawberry milkshake now can we

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

many people having a wonderful time engaging in the act of creation

hey so like. what the hell man

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

i like being bi and all, but holy shit, nonbinary people are so cool also! i hope all nonbinary people reading this have a wonderful day!!!!!

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i understand this is “what if shortly after their arrival at erid rocky died from an accident leaving grace behind to mourn” but in my mind this is “eridian scientists did their jobs too well trying to give grace a longer life and now he’s the one outliving rocky while looking only a few years older than he was when he arrived on erid”

…is this haley and leah from stardew valley

Which ao3 tag are you?

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)

i-love-tea-and-stars

I’ve never been this satisfied before

I’ll tag:

@cermblka @eaterofdust @icebku @queenbutterfly276 @ratlordsarah @primroseprime2019 @elymigremlin @eatsbop @shadowmancer1215 @jullify

That's cringey. I'd obviously be the Snotlout-Centric tag.

[open tags]

local-dragon-haunt

TOOTHLOUT TAG FOR THE WIN BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daysleftofsecondterm

A quiz on 956 days left!

well shit you didn’t need to call me out so loudly

just-a-manic-magpie

Hmm….

sounds about right for you

Which ao3 tag are you?

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)

i-love-tea-and-stars

I’ve never been this satisfied before

I’ll tag:

@cermblka @eaterofdust @icebku @queenbutterfly276 @ratlordsarah @primroseprime2019 @elymigremlin @eatsbop @shadowmancer1215 @jullify

That's cringey. I'd obviously be the Snotlout-Centric tag.

[open tags]

local-dragon-haunt

TOOTHLOUT TAG FOR THE WIN BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daysleftofsecondterm

A quiz on 956 days left!

well shit you didn’t need to call me out so loudly

desolationlesbian

it's now deltajune which means deltarune is deltasoon

desolationlesbian

depending on your timezone it might come out around deltanoon

desolationlesbian

if you got a TV in there or a handheld console you can play it in your deltaroom

it’s deltajune again everybody get ready because it’s deltasoon

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i love the "grace somehow lives as long as an eridian" interpretations of the movie ending cuz i honestly think something like that could happen in cannon and it wouldn't feel out of place.

like they all are solomely accepting the fact that grace is going to die in like a scary amount of eridian years, and then as he gets to like 90 everyone is bracing for it, but he just...keeps aging. he keeps his mobility- if anything his back is getting worse cuz of the slightly increased gravity, and his health seems to be steady. on the day of graces 122nd birthday (the oldest a human has ever lived) the eridian scientists that study grace are like. hey. what the fuck. and grace is like ┐(´～｀ˇ)┌

1. Grace breeds Taumoeba, speedrunning its evolution.

2. Grace eats Taumoeba but who said it will stop evolving just because Grace thought it should?

3. Taumoeba evolves in Grace’s body, binding itself to his DNA as so many things have done before during our own evolution.

4. Grace becomes capable of consuming Astrophage (the most energy efficient organism in the known universe).

5. Grace’s organism becomes more energy efficient as well and therefore its internal structure ages a lot slower.

6. Magic happened, now Grace can live just as long as his best mate Rocky.

prev your mind… somebody let me know if this ever gets written as a full fic

also preserving your tags

#just had the mental image of grace sneaking into an eridian astrophage breeding facility #and walking out with a couple petri dishes of the stuff pretending it was for science #which. i mean. yes. he’s doing science #it’s not relevant that that science is ‘‘what happens to me if i eat astrophage’’

Because I'm an absolute sucker for Grace becomes an Eridian (still human, but he belongs on Erid with Eridians):

We don't really know much about Eridian beliefs or religion, right?

What if they believe in soul reincarnation?

Panspermia has become proven at this point, and it's become very clear that Grace loves Erid, and he belongs there and fits there better than he ever did on earth.

What if the Eridians just sort of collectively decide that in a previous life he was an Eridian, but during reincarnation there was a bit of confusion and he ended up on the wrong planet. They have common ancestors after all, right?

And then after more thinking, they decide actually he was put there on purpose because he had to be the one to meet Rocky so they could save the planets together, and then he could finally come back to where his soul finally feels at home.

Grace would find a lot of comfort in that idea, I think, even if he doesn't necessarily believe it himself.

hi i’m sorry i’m going to scream now

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