"Now only dogs will follow me"

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

“Sharks are so scary” they literally look like this :I

Sometimes they even look like D:

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

Official joy and whimsy post

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Luigi probably fucks though.

Ok but why is Luigi different

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

every time someone depicts any animal as being evil/malicious in nature, an angel’s wings crumble into ash

You hear that @catta1ll they’re killing Folly next update that’s what this means

@loserdoorman KILL EVERYONE

if you are "animal lover" and don't find the beauty and silliness stored in the humble leech then you should try