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SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS ITβS BEING ALL CUTE LIKE βit is a mystery >O>β FUCK YOU MAN
This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
its was a mystery
iβll find the post five years from now but technically by cheating see yβall in a bit

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some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh thatβs not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
"Starry Night Over the RhΓ΄ne" probably my all time favorite painting
I think Van Gogh's drawings often get overlooked, but they are probably my favorite part of his body of work.
god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides itβs inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage
The concept that married people live longer is interesting. I'm sure there is some merit to the idea that if you're married there is someone there to nag you about going to the doctor, but I think much larger factors are having the finances of dual incomes and access to an immediate support person.
Surgeries require having a designated person to look after you. Many injuries require driving to somewhere like an emergency room which can be hard to do if you are the one injured. If you're home with the flu, it's hard to tell when it's bad enough to go to the hospital without another person checking on you. And if you pass out it requires another person to find you like that to get medical aid.
You can prop it up as the benefits of marriage, but I think there's a much deeper discussion to be had about how we've built society around marriage as an inevitable conclusion and neglected to build support systems that function outside of romantic pairings.
The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious
I just realized that most of Tumblr hasnβt been exposed to this meme that cropped up on the main rat owners subreddit and I feel like itβs extremely tumblr-coded
Behold

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you see this dispenser. you laugh, what a silly bit of graffiti. you put your cup under to get some ice for your iced tea
KERCHUNK-PLOP
squeak?
Tumblr is trying so hard not to let me post the funniest lent picture I've ever seen but I don't give up easy
i'm in the haze, i want the getaway
when your guardian angel quits π§
supermarkets should have benches
everywhere should have benches

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Needs the last part
@heatandapathy you forgot the best part
you are never living this down
godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god
Never!
NOT EVEN IN DEATH