Definitely a Tent.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Greetings from Graz! I'm guestspotting in my old hometown, and my very first appointment here was one I would never have thought would happen, like, ever. My sister has always been the type who would never get a tattoo. Until she suddenly wasn't. The little tulip in my spring flash sheet apparently spoke to her and told her it really really wanted to live on her skin. And since we're assuming this most probably will remain her one and only tattoo, we made it a soppy sisters thing and I got myself a (lazy version of a) tulip too, with the highlight being that my favorite sister gathered her courage, took my machine and did the little crayon heart for me. 💖🌷

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

Surgeries require having a designated person to look after you. Many injuries require driving to somewhere like an emergency room which can be hard to do if you are the one injured. If you're home with the flu, it's hard to tell when it's bad enough to go to the hospital without another person checking on you. And if you pass out it requires another person to find you like that to get medical aid.