Sir, That's My Emotional Support Sword @cuz-reasons - Tumblr Blog

Bio's getting to busy so I'm making a pinned post lmao

I'm Rito, they/them, aroace, and I don't wanna keep track of side blogs, so it's all going here babey! Atm I'm submas obsessed so there's gonna be a lot of that. It's also the only thing I've got on AO3

Speaking of AO3, I'm CuzReasons there, plus that's where all my fics are! You can also find links to them here if you wanna read my tag commentary

AO3 links:

Account: CuzReasons

Collections of various one-shots: I am reuniting the brothers now | The Trilho Family | Novembmas! (2023)

Tags I use for things on tumblr:

Writing tag: hope you enjoy!

Also see: my writing blog! @cuz-writing

Stuff about Mel and Nico (submas parent ocs): trilho family

Ask tag: jumpscared by an ask once again

Fulfilled requests: minific requests

Minific (sub 1000 words) requests are open!

Art others have made for me: delightful presents

Silly poll blog: @pokemon-cat-or-dog

Crochet tag: my creatures

Vesta tag: my beast

#thought id make a pinned post to help organize some things #also means i dont have to go through hoops trying to find my own shit now lmao #let me know if any links ever stop working or if i should add smth #but those should be fine for now

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pokemon-cat-or-dog

Everything Pokemon is a cat or a dog and now you're gonna have to decide!!

The rules are simple: I will present a Pokemon and you will vote on if it's a dog or a cat.

I will try to post a few Pokemon every few days. I'm a busy guy tho so bare with me lmao Polls will stay open for a week. Also, I'm gonna go in order just so I can keep track of what's been posted.

Feel free to submit propaganda for upcoming Pokemon and I'll do my best to add it to the post!

And most importantly, this is for fun! Have fun!

cuz-reasons

I made a silly blog!! Go vote on if Pokemon are cats or dogs pls!!!!

#i got the bulbasaur line up rn #ill add more in a couple days prolly #but ive had the idea that every pkmn is either a cat or a dog for so long that it feels silly i havent done smth like this sooner

esmeebeek

Appreciation post for the aquariums in Super Mario 64. Miffed you couldn’t jump into them

elodieunderglass

My mother-in-law: now listen children - the birds will go quiet as the eclipse goes on

The eclipse: (goes on)

The birds: (go quiet)

One (1) Woodpigeon, continuously: HOOOO HOOOOO HOO. HU HOOOOO HU

doccyuk

(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."

making-you-in-mtg

#made my friend lose it in a canadian tire the other week by going 'ontario mention' in response to one of the camping brands having #the word 'ontario' in the name

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chocokayke

Guy who hearts getting railed.

xylo-art

coughs loudly. based off real events

fosermi

"Our duty is to help guide the lost." "Not Melli though, right?"

"Oh! No absolutely not. I am not so cruel as to saddle you with watching after Melli."

"Good, he's a lost cause and his attitude stinks. And its not because of Skuntank."

"Akari, don't be rude..."

"Am I wrong?"

"...No."

More Friendly Faces AU on the mind! I've been hit with the case of OC-itis in which my brain is consumed by my oc. In my defence, hes very fun to draw and play in the DnD campaign. That and writing has been a general pain, I can only get a few words out at a time!! but hey, until I can finish the chapter of all around us, ya'll will get some more fox bois! today its Ingo and his daughter warden Akari because the clans decide that he likes her enough to appoint her as warden, even if she is part of the galaxy team! She's nice and the clans like her enough.

#ouhgg themmmm #and akari with his coat loooove it #do love how ingo keeps his sideburns even as a zoroark #theyre integral lmao

diamondpastry

saw a video of a conductor trying to catch a pigeon that entered one of the cars and i immediately thought of submas

trains-and-trains

°✧。Click for better quality!!

°✧。The heatwaves are killing me!! So I drew the boys going hiking :D

°✧。I'm not the greatest at backgrounds so forgive me if it looks a little rough or flat!

°✧。Emmet's having a good time, despite his hay-fever and put on some suncream on his face (which didn't last). Ingo, who was told this was a short path, did not.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: Ingo and Rei reach Clamberclaw Cliffs.

Due to my excitement, Wednesday updates are slowly becoming a thing

#daytime reblog!

Came up with an idea for a funny poll blog that I'm shocked I didn't think of making it a blog in the first place

#give me a few hours to finish work and get home and then youll see #it is pkmn related in case you were wondering

romanceyourdemons

i take the same bus as one of my friends and let me tell you we are polar opposites when it comes to bus-catching philosophy. i’m at the bus stop ten minutes early, i’ve got my bag packed with everything i could need throughout the day, i’m checking the bus app to see if it’s a few minutes early or late and then reading a book with my watch plainly in view so i don’t lose track of time. and then two stops down my friend is rocketing out of bed five minutes before the bus is scheduled to arrive, sprinting to the station mug of boiling hot coffee in hand, taking gigantic slurps as he runs and sitting down gasping next to me with the empty mug gripped triumphantly in his hands. i’m living like a stick figure from the manual and he’s living like a hero from greek mythology

witchinatower

Baby trans Mabel!! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

I feel like trans Mabel headcanons don't get enough love in the fandom, so I'm adding to it!

nebulations

[ID: A Gravity Falls comic of Dipper and Mabel as young kids, colored in purple tones. Mabel, hugging a teddy bear, nervously tugs on Dipper's sleeve so he looks up from his book. She says, "Psst, Dipper can I tell you a secret? Remember when we were playing Super Spies today and Donny said I throw like a girl?" Mabel whispers into a surprised Dipper's ear. "The secret is...I am a girl!"

Dipper, looking curious, asks, "So you're...an undercover girl?" and Mabel grins widely, "Yes! Exactly!" Dipper puts his hands on Mabel's shoulders and says with a smile, " Thank you for telling me, Special Agent May-May." Mabel smiles back and salutes him, saying, "Of course, Commander Dip-Dop." End ID]

witchinatower

Baby trans Mabel!! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

I feel like trans Mabel headcanons don't get enough love in the fandom, so I'm adding to it!

nebulations

[ID: A Gravity Falls comic of Dipper and Mabel as young kids, colored in purple tones. Mabel, hugging a teddy bear, nervously tugs on Dipper's sleeve so he looks up from his book. She says, "Psst, Dipper can I tell you a secret? Remember when we were playing Super Spies today and Donny said I throw like a girl?" Mabel whispers into a surprised Dipper's ear. "The secret is...I am a girl!"

Dipper, looking curious, asks, "So you're...an undercover girl?" and Mabel grins widely, "Yes! Exactly!" Dipper puts his hands on Mabel's shoulders and says with a smile, " Thank you for telling me, Special Agent May-May." Mabel smiles back and salutes him, saying, "Of course, Commander Dip-Dop." End ID]

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prokopetz

"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

simplysnaps

Death by spreadsheet is an acceptable degree of separation for most in middle management. They can sleep at night without guilt for what they've done, because the system charitably setup twelve degrees of separation between their choices and the real-world harm. But do not be fooled, their choices set that harm into motion. Without their reckless disregard for human life, the harm would not be done.

I used to work at a TV station in Ohio. On weekends, we only had an 11pm news broadcast. Not much happened on weekends, ya know? I worked Monday-Friday 9-5, but someone on the weekend shift quit, so I also had to come in at 9pm on Sat/Sun to work the 11pm news. It was brutal. I worked seven days a week, even if two of them were ~3hrs.

This was a particularly bad winter. One Saturday, we had a level 2 snow emergency: That means you should only travel if you absolutely must. Like, it's not uncommon for cops to pull you over in level 2 emergencies to ask where you're going and why. It is genuinely dangerous to drive in that much snow.

I told my boss as much, how I almost crashed on the way home at 12:30am after a news broadcast. I told him I would need to call off if there were a snow emergency again during a night snow.

He told me, point blank, "If you ever call me about the goddamn snow, I will take it as a call of resignation."

And that was that! The very next Saturday, snow fell again. It was a level 2, but would become level 3 by sunup. Level 3 means driving is literally illegal except for ambulances and snow plows. I stared out the window, watching the snow, and I had to make a choice.

"Will I die for this? Will I kill myself to keep this job?" I made $11/hr.

Yes, managers work you to death. That's their job.

aspiringsorceress

Every single labor protection is written in the blood of those who were literally worked to death, and business owners and profiteers would claw those protections back with glee if they could. They will squeeze every red cent from your body if they are allowed, and write off your death for an insurance payout that they'll try to pocket for themselves while hiring your replacement for half the pay they gave to you.

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