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some sw fans argue that luke skywalker caring so deeply about his father is unrealistic after everything darth vader did. this is because some of you don’t have friends. person who defends their dad from judgement over trying to smother them as a baby + a slew of homicides because he “went through a lot when he was younger” and is “A Pretty Good Guy Once You Get To Know Him” is actually an extremely common type of person to encounter irl
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remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.
if i had a time machine i would be sampling the flavors of various extinct fruits and plants and animals. could you imagine
i would be recording extinct soft bodied organisms who don't fossilize well
Literary criticism terms I use on this blog despite making them up myself, much to the chagrin of anyone who does not have my back catalog memorized:
are we the baddies: SFF subgenre focused on agents of an imperial power realizing that and grappling with what to do next, in contrast to stories focusing on the scrappy rebels resisting said imperial power
I could fix him (the empire): SFF subgenre where the colonized subject being nice and/or sexy enough Ends Colonialism, frequently tied to the John President of Racism problem
librarian bait: books centered on the transformative life-changing power of books and libraries, cousin to books focused on the transformative life-changing power of storytelling and narrative in general
college brochure fiction: stories where the protagonist has an artfully arranged group of diverse friends who are as flat as paper and whose cultural backgrounds never come up meaningfully
the Dave Strider: character the fandom fixates on to the detriment of everything else, until the weight of that attention warps fanon and sometimes even canon around them. almost always male. it's happening to Gurathin from Murderbot right now
#OP tell us more about the John President of Racism problem!
It hails from an immortal tumblr post by penultimate-step, except not immortal apparently because I get 'not found' when I try to go back to the original. So here's the text:
It's always disappointing when a series makes a big deal about societal and structural problems in it's setting, making readers think it has interesting things to say about the subject, only to then resolve the problems by fighting The CEO of Racism, John Racist, so that all of society's problems would then get better because they promoted a new CEO.
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my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant
you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system
mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto
Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland
this is why commas are so
important 🤓
Where do you think the comma goes
uhh um aghh uhhhhh
ummmm hmmm
err uhmm i mm 🤔
lets dissect uncle to find his wish, gland. 😼
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.
>"liminal space"
>look inside
>literally a regular house
from what i've seen those hockey players don't seem like rivals at all. and if they are i wouldn't say they're serious enough rivals to call it "heated". i think they're something else
"heated rivalry"
literally play ice hockey
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EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT
SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE
preschool. I meant preschool.
if the defendant could refrain from saying "this is like the dark souls of court cases" the court would really just. fucking appreciate it.
it's so cool that tumblr is nuking transfemmes and black people instead of the massive ring of bot accounts dedicated to sending people rape threats
u/Lunarglow818
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(In case it's not obvious to everybody, this is an edit; "they pay me in woims" is the punchline from a different Nancy comic. The original punchline to this one is also funny:)
