I Am The Eldritch Blaster

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

why is he bricks

girls deserve to feel comfortable existing in their body in every way. girls deserve to not be sexualized just for existing. girls deserve to feel safe in the body theyre in. girls deserve to feel beautiful in their most natural states. girls deserve to exist and take up space

i wish i knew fibre crafts because i think i would like to fix chopped wukong but i don't know how to sew very well

you could always sew it not very well

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #awa and add it to #awawawa, you end up with #truth nuke.

When it becomes difficult to access the pickle slices deeper into the bag you can utilize the secondary perforations located on edges of the lower half of the container to remove excess packaging and open up more space

oh ok thanks

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

my mansion is in fucking shambles. my maids are incompetent and im not convinced they know how dishes work

You sweep them

NO!!!!!!!

Vacuum?

EAT!!!! YOU EAT OFF OF PLATES!!! AND THEN YOU WASH THEM!!!!!!!

ohhh i'm drink them. okay 💛

do NOT SWEEP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

i notice people don't like it when you say blastoise in the way that rhymes with tortoise instead of a way that rhymes with choice. you know it's a tortoise right

its actually toys