I Am The Eldritch Blaster

my infant son (0m) keeps saying shit like “goog” and “aaagfhghg”. i googled it and it didnt appear to be any words in english. could this be a new arg? has anyone else been hearing about something like this?

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

How come every message scrawled in blood on a wall is sans serif

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

it doesn't matter who you are or where you're from. what matters is how many points you can win in my minigame

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heh. idiot. watch this

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fuck,

what...

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taking off my big thick bulky powered mechsuit to reveal a horrifying, twisted mass of bio-engineered muscles and flesh underneath. and then shedding that back to reveal a super light skintight set of futuristic armor, then taking that off to reveal my very normal and feminine human-skinned body, which then actually comes apart in pieces to reveal the mechanical ball joints and pistons underneath, but then those actually turn out to be made of a colony of extremophile shapeshifting metal worms. but really those worms are little machines piloted by 3 teeny tiny anime girls each.

I got Bill Cipher 😁

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

if i was in the world cup if would feel bad for the world waiter

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

i promise you that white man is not underrated

Baby name of the day is Utility, given to a baby girl born in North Carolina in 1868. She had a brother named Mount Vernon and another brother named Wheatly. I am perplexed by the naming convention

Turn your vile obsidian gem towards the city