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sushinfood

you found him and he is proud of you

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.

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sushinfood

you found him and he is proud of you

gigaguess-deactivated20181203

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.

struggletoast

sushinfood

you found him and he is proud of you

gigaguess-deactivated20181203

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.

worst-roommates-ever

"girlbossed too close to the sun" is such a stupid phrase. you are fucking dreaming if you think a girlboss could even COMPARE to icarus. you think icarus sat in that tower daydreaming about owning a megacorp? ridiculous.

worst-roommates-ever

the image of a girlboss - perfect hair, perfect nails, keeps a handle on her workload and makes all of it look easy. she would fall looking behind her. she would forget to feel the sun

worst-roommates-ever

a girlboss would build her own wax wings and say entirely confidently that she will make it to the sun. there is no curiosity in her flight. she would fall and think "fuck, shit, our stock prices won't recover"

worst-roommates-ever

a girlboss meeting polyphemus would tell him her last name like it would save her

worst-roommates-ever

there is a tragedy to this but the tragedy is not icarus. hippolytus, maybe. or like.. i dunno. pentheus

#wait what does hippolytus have to do with girlbossing

roseunspindle

A world where you have a special animal soul companion, you get them at like...age five. Your parents take you for the ceremony. Since they are super magical they can change size so...larger sized animals can shrink so no one has to figure out how to like in an apartment with like...an elephant.

Find out your companion here *jazz hands*

Do you love them? Do you hate them?

How would your parents react to your new bestie?

#borzoi #yeah that sounds about right

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yossyislandd

who wants to see another pointless picture of my cat sitting normally

yossyislandd

you're gonna see it. minu sitting in her tree AGAIN!

#im in no place to judge but i dont think spines are supposed to do that

irate-iguana

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

mockiatoh

Stop that’s too funny

cutecipher

slenderman gets a bad rap

nerdragons-hoard

#yo. yo. ey. lesgo. what up my name is slender man im out here in my minivan

#bobby i was thinking the same thing

acti-veg

‘While bats can only sense the outer shapes and textures of their targets, dolphins can peer inside theirs. If a dolphin echolocates on you, it will perceive your lungs and your skeleton. It can likely sense shrapnel in war veterans and fetuses in pregnant women. It can pick out the air-filled swim bladders that allow fish, their main prey, to control their buoyancy.

It can almost certainly tell different species apart based on the shape of those air bladders. And it can tell if a fish has something weird inside it, like a metal hook. In Hawaii, false killer whales often pluck tuna off fishing lines, and “they’ll know where the hook is inside that fish,” Aude Pacini, who studies these animals, tells me. “They can ‘see’ things that you and I would never consider unless we had an X-ray machine or an MRI scanner.”

This penetrating perception is so unusual that scientists have barely begun to consider its implications. The beaked whales, for example, are odontocetes that look dolphin-esque on the outside—but on the inside, their skulls bear a strange assortment of crests, ridges, and bumps, many of which are only found in males.

Pavel Gol’din has suggested that these structures might be the equivalent of deer antlers—showy ornaments that are used to attract mates. Such ornaments would normally protrude from the body in a visible and conspicuous way, but that’s unnecessary for animals that are living medical scanners.’

-Ed Yong, An Immense World

namu-the-orca

Cetacean echolocation is one of those things that boggles your mind once you really start to think about the implications. They can see each others' hearts beating fast with fear or excitement. They can see if another dolphin is healthy, or pregnant; how the fetus is doing; if they have ingested debris. Their echolocation is also incredibly precise: a bottlenose dolphin could discriminate between cilinders differing in wall thickness by just 0.23 mm (0.009 inch) from 8 meters away!! And they certainly notice when something is off.

I'm not sure if I ever shared this story before here, but in Curacao, when I was allowed to assist in a guest interaction programme, there was suddenly consternation in the pool behind us. A guest had entered the water and the dolphins were going crazy, paying no heed to the trainers anymore. The lead trainer that was with me gave the dolphins to me to watch over while she went to help. When she came back she told me what had happened. The guest that had caused so much uproar had left the water again and was asked if he had done anything to upset the dolphins. He hadn't, and he couldn't imagine what was wrong... until he mentioned he had a pacemaker. The younger dolphins in the pool had never seen someone with a pacemaker before and apparently it rocked their world.

It was such a wild experience, and offered such a cool insight into how dolphins experience their world. I'll never forget it.

fangshazzard

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

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redstonedust

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

#we could all learn something from jeff the killer

littlemissminu

tasty minu food cake!

#דובשניה

gumi-megpoidd

my spores!

nerdragons-hoard

did you lose them again

goodieprocter

Whoops

l0verseyes

plushie son or nendoroid daughter

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