I Am The Eldritch Blaster

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I hate explaining dog whistles to white people because they look at you like you're a goddamn conspiracy theorist. Like Lord forbid bigotry is more subtle than someone shouting "I HATE (INSERT SLUR)" to an oppressed person's face and violently beating the shit out of them.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Do not think otherwise. I am your eternal rival, I hate you to the bitter end, even if I instinctively clung to your arm during the scary drop on the roller coaster,

for those who don't watch game changer the context of this is that vic, as part of their attempt to do a challenge on this game show, decided to steal from sam's home, which resulted in them losing points

I dont think I get whats happening, what did vic do?

so basically what happened was they're on a game show and sam gave them a challenge and what vic did as part of their attempt to complete that challenge was they robbed sam's home, but instead of this getting them points they had a point deducted from their score because sam did not think vic robbing his home was good

wait so why did vic's points get deducted?

because they robbed sam's house which sam decided was not in line with what he wanted the contestants to do with this challenge

yeah that's what vic thought too which is why they robbed sam's home. didn't work out though because they lost a point for it

This entire post is utterly incomprehensible, yet somehow i understand it on a deep emotional level.

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"Your son will take your throne from you," they prophesized, spitting each word out of teeth clenched tight with hatred. Why they'd bother prophesizing such an event befuddles you; your son is literally your chosen heir, after all.

what are yuri and himejoshing out? Where do you do it? Is it safe? Will my nurse let me if I ask nicely?