I Am The Eldritch Blaster

hi! yay-bunnies here. i got banned unfortunately. can u spread my bunnyspores?

i would jump in front of a bullet to save a delicious watermelon

but would you jump in front of a watermelon to save a delicious bullet

no metal isn't yummy no such thing delicious bullet

lead is literally sweet

blehhhh

bleh!

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

i would jump in front of a bullet to save a delicious watermelon

but would you jump in front of a watermelon to save a delicious bullet

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

Pokemon Heritage Post

Here’s a hilarious video of this phenomena. 

hau caught destroying innocent players on camera

Pokemon Heritage Post

If I lived in the Pokemon world I think rather than being a trainer I would be something of a Pokemon rights activist. If TR's Meowth can speak and understand common language and build robots and machines then all comparable species can too. Pokemon deserve proper education and representation rather than being relegated to a slave caste.

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

this website is always on some stupid insular drama where some idiot blogger named poobster-498 has said something controversial and stupid and then the most mediocre critical thinkers of the website get together and decide that everybody in the world can be categorized into pro-poobster or anti-poobster camps. and they invent fake slurs for each other like the pro-poobsters are called poobshits and the anti-poobsters are called pooblerites. and people will send you asks demanding that you clarify where you stand on poobster and "I've never heard of this person and I don't care about this at all" is an unacceptable answer to either side of this inane drama and automatically fashions you into a member of whichever opposing camp. when in reality you just truly have no idea who the fuck poobster-498 even is.

seal mackerel tortoiseshell lynx point with low white spotting

wow! wow! what! hello!