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using @creatingblackcharacters Melanin Beam Challenge to have some fun redrawing sprites. I've been so busy with other stuff it was nice to see my itty bitty bug again

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rabbitkinglune777

you should love that traumatized trans girl

rabbitkinglune777

just let her put her guard down and be vulnerable, ok?

#misread that as saying 'have' and was very confused

doomsday-dj

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

kuttithevangu

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

kogiopsis

I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:

bemusedlybespectacled

“indeed, it seems that the Pacific Northwest (Twilight) is a common locale for finding vampires and werewolves at a high school” oh my god

ohifonlyx33

"In this essay I will..."

kidoumoved-deactivated20140130

when people call me their friend

ayeforscotland

Still the best gaming fact.

vixivulpixel

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

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txttletale

something i’m fascinated by creatively is the negative space of game design. how just the knowledge that a mechanic or story path exists can fundamentally change your relationship to the work even if you never experience it directly. bad endings that most people don’t get. characters in multiplayer games that dictate the meta despite never being played. a hundred secrets in a game where most players will only find five. games are the only medium where this kind of non-content can haunt and infect everything else and i love them for that

sawed-on-shotgun

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

ommanyte

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

ommanyte

iamthesweeper

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

ommanyte

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

vivid-mercury

bestie that is a dragon

gumi-megpoidd

And??

nerdragons-hoard

the scales arent horny enough

daciancatamite

always remember that all the ancient romans are dead and youre not. so you win

#Jewish affirmations

shillelagh

I think basically it would be really pleasant to find a bug type pokemon, like, a Wurmple, eating up your garden and say hey excuse me, these plants are really important to me and I would prefer you didn't eat them, do you want to come with me to the garden center and we can pick out something just for you? And you'd offer your hand and it would sniff and go wurm wurm! And crawl up onto your shoulder and you'd look at plants together and then when you go to the checkout a lady says you and your partner Wurmple make quite a cute pair and you start to say oh I don't really know this Wurmple we just met today and then you and the Wurmple look at each other and decide you both had a lot of fun together and that it would love to be your friend.

And then basically just this happens with different puppies and kitties and teacups and stuff like every few days.

#JUST missed my chance to be reblog 151 #well what can mew do

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prokopetz

You're a really annoying soulslike monster. How do you lurk?

I perch like a gargoyle on some high vantage, glowering down at the world

I submerge myself in noisome muck with only my eyes poking above the surface

I wait behind a trap door or breakable wall, then burst out like BLAAARG

I look exactly like a pile of trash, debris, and/or bones until I stand up

I dwell in a deep and narrow hole and bite you when you try to look inside

I snipe you at range from a direction you wouldn't intuitively think to look

I come flying in from outside the camera's draw distance at Mach Fuck

I resemble some harmless environmental feature, forcing you to smash them all

I go invisible under certain conditions; can't go wrong with the classics!

I don't "lurk", as such, I just have a really bullshit spawn trigger

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

Remaining time: 19 hours 14 minutes

#i run away and lead you into precarious circumstances

infectiouspiss

mom said it's my turn to be pjackk

infectiouspiss

my pjackk time was stolen

#aborted pjackk

crabussy

currently enamoured beyond reason by a character from a video game I know nothing about. ooohhhh my god. her sweetness

crabussy

I love her. I love her I know nothing about her and I love her. ivy from deadlock you deserve the whole entire world. she's so cute

effervescent-fool

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

#im seeing a bountiful harvest of apples

yossyislandd

how do white people get their hair to stick up like this

nerdragons-hoard

it turns naturally to seek the sun

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yossyislandd

i found a cookie

yossyislandd

btw i ate it and it was yummy

nerdragons-hoard

that was an endangered cookie

gumi-megpoidd

i got an ad for a jjba rpg, which normally wouldnt be that surprising. i watch anime and play games, it makes sense to be recommended.

but it's inexplicably in french. for some reason

nerdragons-hoard

jojos bizzare ad venture

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