I Am The Eldritch Blaster

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

it was a rough summer in halifax

genderless character referred to with he/him has mate with traditionally masculine name. diversity win question

evidence suggests no

school I went to for the troubled was always so fascinating. one time they brought a guy in to give us an assembly and he'd killed a man fifteen years prior by punching him. and the assembly was on not doing that

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

It is really scary when you see usamerican queers trying to like reclaim usa patriotism but without the #bad stuff

this is gumi important big news

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

☝️babbit

what is a babbit if not a fast snail with bones

hair?

common misconception. a babbit and a hair are actually two different animals

if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human

post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe