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DESTROYING YOURSELF ALL BY YOURSELF? HANDSOME?

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were--ralph

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

gumi-megpoidd

snails house is sooo good

#hermit crabs when they trade shells

sawed-on-shotgun

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

#telling them that theyre wrong because theyre 15 is exactly why they cant tell when theyre wrong at 15

unheardoracle

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

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istealdragons

How many pixels does it take for it to stop being pixel art?

two

ba dadaa da da DA!

ba

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

hunbunqueen

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

baked-fish

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

beneaththegildedmoon

Btw the heat *is* why we see water that's not really there, but mirages aren't exactly hallucinations so much as optical illusions:

It's just the changing density of the air refracting light weirdly, so it looks like there's a reflection of the sky on the ground, which our brains often interpret as a pool of water. It can also happen upwards instead of downwards, especially at sea, when the air is much colder near the surface and a warm front appears above it:

Which, btw, is one possible explanation for ghost ship sightings, so that's fun :)

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

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awful

results

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

#fruit

yossyislandd

i've always wanted to experience what it's like inside a pinball machine

nerdragons-hoard

you get nudged a lot

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yossyislandd

playing offline is always weird bc you're the only one with a username

yossyislandd

imagine being the only koopa in the troop named shooting star spiff and everyone else is just named koopa troopa. i would be so embarrassed

#spiff from mario

gumi-megpoidd

beuatiful women in your area want to teach you the true meaning of friendship!!

gumi-megpoidd

cool women in your area want to teach you how to pummel people to death

hirtenstar

lakemojave

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

lakemojave

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

gumi-megpoidd

my mutuals are obsessed with bullying me

princess-rosiebird-nsfw

thatsright

gumi-megpoidd

LITERALLY MEAN TO ME

#not true!!! >\(#im very niceys helpful i put your floorboards in the wash and everything

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Invincible #59, penciled by Ryan Ottley and inked bu Cliff Rathburn 😭💔

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#misinterpreted this and thought it implied omni-man was trans and closeted

t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

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