William Cipher

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

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HE'S NOT EVEN HOT. WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HIM?!

SOME FAN YOU ARE. ACCUSING ME OF A CRIME I NEVER COMMITTED

AND I SAW YOUR DIARY WITH PICTURES OF HOWL BECAUSE YOU LEFT IT OPEN WHEN IT WAS CRAFT TIME IN THE THERAPRISM!

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KIDS THESE DAYS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FINE ART OF POSING IN PERSPECTIVE

HERE, KID. YA HAPPY?

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AS A LITTLE PRESENT, I LEFT YA A MESSAGE IN MORSE CODE (YOU STARTED BEING ABLE TO TRANSLATE CAESAR TOO EASILY, YA RASCAL!) AND I'M GONNA LET YOU CHOOSE BETWEEN WATCHING ALL THE STAR WARS MOVIES AND LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES DECADES BEFORE ANYONE ELSE, OR YOU CAN MEET A CIPHER-ORIGINAL REPLICA OF ADA LOVELACE.

ANY THOUGHTS ON WHICH ONE YA WANT? OR YOU CAN HAVE BOTH! WATCH COUNTESS LOVELACE AND SKŁODOWSKA-CURIE TAKE DOWN A BALROG IN A DARTH VADER COSTUME! NOT CANON, BUT WE CAN MAKE IT! THE UNIVERSE IS YOUR OYSTER, SLICK!

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