William Cipher

YOU CAN GET ONE FROM ME, because im BETTER than him. Owo. Wait wait or is it uwu. Uwu. Uwoooooo?

WELL, THAT HAPPENED.

YOU CAN GET ONE FROM ME, because im BETTER than him. Owo. Wait wait or is it uwu. Uwu. Uwoooooo?

WELL, THAT HAPPENED

Oh! You trapping Ford in the...wha'dya call it again the Love Something Something?

THE “LOVE CAGE”. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT

Fuck you mean love cage?!

Don’t put me in the love cage!

RELAAAAAX, IQ! THE LOVE CAGE IS ONLY FOR UNCOOPERATIVE SCIENTISTS WHO DON'T BEHAVE OR LISTEN TO ANY REASON.

Are you on drugs?

PLANSEXUAL. ATTRACTION TO INTELLECT. SHEESH, HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION?

What are you talking about?! Pretty sure if I was one of the gays he’d disown me! Well, if he uhhhh didn’t already.

YEAH, YEAH, SURE. HOW'S THE EX WIFE, BY THE WAY? MARILYN, WAS IT?

Are you on drugs?

PLANSEXUAL. ATTRACTION TO INTELLECT. SHEESH, HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION?

Well that feels like a pretty big leap, but alright. If the people insist.

OH, WE INSIST. YA STILL GOT YOUR BRASS KNUCKLES?

What? You never escaped prison in Columbia?

HAH! LIKE THEY COULD IMPRISON ME. NOW, BACK IN YOUR KENNEL

WOAH BUDDY! At least take me to dinner first! @young-stanford-pines-offical please help. This guys nuts!

Yes. He is.

Sixer! Your here! Explain everything right now!

YOU'RE SURE THIS GUY IS GOOD FOR OUR PROJECT, SIXER? SEEMS LIKE HE'D TRY TO SABOTAGE TO SELL THE PLATINUM SCREWS

HEY, I'M JUST SAYIN'! IN THE UTOPIA WE'RE MAKING, NOBODY'S GONNA NEED TO WRECK SOMEONE'S LIFE'S WORK JUST TO GET A LITTLE AHEAD!

…Understood.

yeah yeah let’s just agree with the DEMON.

Stanley, be careful.

Fine. What project is he talking about? I thought this was bothering you?

Got it. I’ll piss him off enough that he leaves. HEY BILL. I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT.

What part of ‘careful’ do you not understand?!

Shush! I think one more insult and he’ll storm off in rage.

Stanley, you don’t know what you’re up against!

Yeah a demon with mommy issues.

God- I don’t know what I expected from you!

What? This guy wants to make you a bright constellation that’s sentient, burning for billions of years and whatnot, make you a legend, and you seem okay with it! That’s a demon! You also aren’t telling me anything!

I’m telling you that I’ll tell you when he isn’t right there!

HIYA!

Yes. Hello. Shoo.

WHOO, BEING CONFRONTATIONAL, ARE WE?

Not really…

I’LL JUST STICK AROUND AND WATCH THE SHOW, THEN!

Just leave me alone!

WHAT, AND MISS OUT ON STRAINED BROTHERLY BONDING? WOULDN’T MISS IT FOR THE UNIVERSE!

Bill.

THAT’S MY NAME!

Leave.

BZZZZZZT! WRONG! THAT ONE’S NOT MY NAME

IF I’M LOSING JUST BECAUSE YOU FAKE FANS WANNA SPITE ME, I WILL MAKE IT MY PERSONAL MISSION TO FIND THE BEST RECIPE FOR HUMAN LIVER

You're not losing anymore Bill

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. SCARED STRAIGHT! SCARED GAY, EVEN!

If you do the cage wrong and he breaks his way out, what are you gonna do about it?

HE ALREADY BROKE OUT ONCE, BUT THIS CAGE HAS SOMETHING THE OTHER ONE DIDN’T: HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS HANGING JUST ONE CENTIMETER ABOVE WHERE HE COULD EVER REACH

Why do people this year seem to have such a thing against you? It's not like you're a multiverscidal maniac.

I KNOW! THEY’RE ACTING LIKE I KICK PUPPIES OR SOMETHING

Oh! You trapping Ford in the...wha'dya call it again the Love Something Something?

THE “LOVE CAGE”. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT

Fuck you mean love cage?!

THIS DOESN’T CONCERN YOU, MULLET BOY

IF I’M LOSING JUST BECAUSE YOU FAKE FANS WANNA SPITE ME, I WILL MAKE IT MY PERSONAL MISSION TO FIND THE BEST RECIPE FOR HUMAN LIVER

Well that feels like a pretty big leap, but alright. If the people insist.

OH, WE INSIST. YA STILL GOT YOUR BRASS KNUCKLES?

What? You never escaped prison in Columbia?

HAH! LIKE THEY COULD IMPRISON ME. NOW, BACK IN YOUR KENNEL

WOAH BUDDY! At least take me to dinner first! @young-stanford-pines-offical please help. This guys nuts!

Yes. He is.

Sixer! Your here! Explain everything right now!

YOU'RE SURE THIS GUY IS GOOD FOR OUR PROJECT, SIXER? SEEMS LIKE HE'D TRY TO SABOTAGE TO SELL THE PLATINUM SCREWS

HEY, I'M JUST SAYIN'! IN THE UTOPIA WE'RE MAKING, NOBODY'S GONNA NEED TO WRECK SOMEONE'S LIFE'S WORK JUST TO GET A LITTLE AHEAD!

…Understood.

yeah yeah let’s just agree with the DEMON.

Stanley, be careful.

Fine. What project is he talking about? I thought this was bothering you?

Got it. I’ll piss him off enough that he leaves. HEY BILL. I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT.

What part of ‘careful’ do you not understand?!

Shush! I think one more insult and he’ll storm off in rage.

Stanley, you don’t know what you’re up against!

Yeah a demon with mommy issues.

God- I don’t know what I expected from you!

What? This guy wants to make you a bright constellation that’s sentient, burning for billions of years and whatnot, make you a legend, and you seem okay with it! That’s a demon! You also aren’t telling me anything!

I’m telling you that I’ll tell you when he isn’t right there!

HIYA!

Yes. Hello. Shoo.

WHOO, BEING CONFRONTATIONAL, ARE WE?

Not really…

I’LL JUST STICK AROUND AND WATCH THE SHOW, THEN!

Just leave me alone!

WHAT, AND MISS OUT ON STRAINED BROTHERLY BONDING? WOULDN’T MISS IT FOR THE UNIVERSE!

Bill.

THAT’S MY NAME!