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@bill-cipher-offical
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PLEASE GET OUT OF MY MIND, BRO! I'LL BE HONEST I DID VOTE FOR YOU OVER HOWL BUT ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHO HOWL EVEN IS JUST LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE
WHAT, YOU’RE SAYING YOU’VE ACTUALLY GOTTEN ENOUGH OF ME? THAT’D BE A FIRST!
Can I get an owo from the doritoman himself
HAH! THAT’S NOT HAPPENING.
@chaos-triangle THIS ONE’S FOR YOU
YOU CAN GET ONE FROM ME, because im BETTER than him. Owo. Wait wait or is it uwu. Uwu. Uwoooooo?
WELL, THAT HAPPENED
Don't trap Stanley in a cage, nooooo
PFF, AND WHY NOT? HE’S A SQUIRMY LIL SUCKER! HE’D PROBABLY BOOK IT THE MOMENT HE SAW ME TURN MY BACK!
Oh! You trapping Ford in the...wha'dya call it again the Love Something Something?
THE “LOVE CAGE”. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT
Fuck you mean love cage?!
Don’t put me in the love cage!
RELAAAAAX, IQ! THE LOVE CAGE IS ONLY FOR UNCOOPERATIVE SCIENTISTS WHO DON'T BEHAVE OR LISTEN TO ANY REASON.
hi stanley
uhhh your brother is kinda losing his mind
and I think he's dating a triangle
Dating?!
yeah, dating
not sure tho
he hasn't been denying it, but he's not openly saying he's dating the triangle
but he is some form of queer now
trianglesexual?
no idea.
Are you on drugs?
nope. sober.
i ain't lyin'.
ask the triangle!
@bill-cipher-offical get over here
PLANSEXUAL. ATTRACTION TO INTELLECT. SHEESH, HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION?
What are you talking about?! Pretty sure if I was one of the gays he’d disown me! Well, if he uhhhh didn’t already.
YEAH, YEAH, SURE. HOW'S THE EX WIFE, BY THE WAY? MARILYN, WAS IT?
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hi stanley
uhhh your brother is kinda losing his mind
and I think he's dating a triangle
Dating?!
yeah, dating
not sure tho
he hasn't been denying it, but he's not openly saying he's dating the triangle
but he is some form of queer now
trianglesexual?
no idea.
Are you on drugs?
nope. sober.
i ain't lyin'.
ask the triangle!
@bill-cipher-offical get over here
PLANSEXUAL. ATTRACTION TO INTELLECT. SHEESH, HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION?
Can I get an owo from the doritoman himself
HAH! THAT’S NOT HAPPENING.
@chaos-triangle THIS ONE’S FOR YOU
WELP, WE'VE GOT A WHOLE ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FOLLOWERS IN THE GANG NOW! SCREAMING AT POLLS IS REAL GOOD FOR PUBLICITY, AS IT TURNS OUT!
ANYHOO, IF YOU'RE NEW HERE, YA MAY BE WONDERING; WHY AM I SEARCHING FOR A ONE STANLEY PINES IF EVERYONE HATES HIM SO MUCH?
THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE: OL' FORDSY FINISHED THE PORTAL WITH ME, BUT HE REFUSES TO TURN IT ON UNLESS HE'S GOT HIS BROTHER WITH HIM FOR WEIRDMAGEDDON II FOR SOME FUCKIN REASON. SO IF ANYONE SEES ANY DRIFTING MULLET STANS, GO ON AHEAD AND TURN 'EM IN TO MY INBOX!
AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE MULLET STAN, YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL FUNNY HIDING FOR THIS LONG, DONTCHA? THAT YOU'RE DOIN' A GREAT JOB HIDING FROM ME?
LI L ZDVQ'W LQ SULVP L ZRXOG WHDU BRX PROHFXOH IURP PROHFXOH
WOWEE! THAT RAGE PUBLICITY DOES WORK! LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAME!
@young-stanley-pines-offical @steve-pinington FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Well that feels like a pretty big leap, but alright. If the people insist.
OH, WE INSIST. YA STILL GOT YOUR BRASS KNUCKLES?
@young-stanford-pines-offical PICK ME BRO, This guy said your science experiments are lame!(lying) I think they are cool, well now at least!
(Side Note: Before Mod had Tumblr, they had a rp account of young Stanford pines on Pinterest, I still get people threatening to tell me how babies are made because of that.)
WOAH HEY
HOW’D YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAGE??
What? You never escaped prison in Columbia?
HAH! LIKE THEY COULD IMPRISON ME. NOW, BACK IN YOUR KENNEL
WOAH BUDDY! At least take me to dinner first! @young-stanford-pines-offical please help. This guys nuts!
Yes. He is.
Sixer! Your here! Explain everything right now!
Right… right.. explain…
..yes.. ah..
Right. First… promise you won’t call me crazy?
oh, of course he’ll call me crazy…
YOU'RE SURE THIS GUY IS GOOD FOR OUR PROJECT, SIXER? SEEMS LIKE HE'D TRY TO SABOTAGE TO SELL THE PLATINUM SCREWS
If you have your way there won’t be anyone to sell to, now will there?
..Would you give us some privacy, please?
HEY, I'M JUST SAYIN'! IN THE UTOPIA WE'RE MAKING, NOBODY'S GONNA NEED TO WRECK SOMEONE'S LIFE'S WORK JUST TO GET A LITTLE AHEAD!
…Understood.
yeah yeah let’s just agree with the DEMON.
Stanley, be careful.
Fine. What project is he talking about? I thought this was bothering you?
It..
This conversation needs to happen away from him!
Got it. I’ll piss him off enough that he leaves. HEY BILL. I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT.
What part of ‘careful’ do you not understand?!
Shush! I think one more insult and he’ll storm off in rage.
Stanley, you don’t know what you’re up against!
Yeah a demon with mommy issues.
God- I don’t know what I expected from you!
What? This guy wants to make you a bright constellation that’s sentient, burning for billions of years and whatnot, make you a legend, and you seem okay with it! That’s a demon! You also aren’t telling me anything!
I’m telling you that I’ll tell you when he isn’t right there!
HIYA!
Yes. Hello. Shoo.
WHOO, BEING CONFRONTATIONAL, ARE WE?
Not really…
I’LL JUST STICK AROUND AND WATCH THE SHOW, THEN!
Just leave me alone!
WHAT, AND MISS OUT ON STRAINED BROTHERLY BONDING? WOULDN’T MISS IT FOR THE UNIVERSE!
THAT’S MY NAME!
BZZZZZZT! WRONG! THAT ONE’S NOT MY NAME
Hear me out...
Bill Cipher (Triangle Form) - Gravity Falls
That one Calico guard actor that calls Rhino adorable - Bolt
What is a Hear Me Out?
They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally
They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive
Round 2, Poll 49/64
IF I’M LOSING JUST BECAUSE YOU FAKE FANS WANNA SPITE ME, I WILL MAKE IT MY PERSONAL MISSION TO FIND THE BEST RECIPE FOR HUMAN LIVER
You're not losing anymore Bill
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. SCARED STRAIGHT! SCARED GAY, EVEN!
I just translated all of the little ciphers in quite a few of your posts, have I been a good acolyte?
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Don't trap Stanley in a cage, nooooo
PFF, AND WHY NOT? HE’S A SQUIRMY LIL SUCKER! HE’D PROBABLY BOOK IT THE MOMENT HE SAW ME TURN MY BACK!
If you do the cage wrong and he breaks his way out, what are you gonna do about it?
HE ALREADY BROKE OUT ONCE, BUT THIS CAGE HAS SOMETHING THE OTHER ONE DIDN’T: HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS HANGING JUST ONE CENTIMETER ABOVE WHERE HE COULD EVER REACH
Given the opportunity, would you eat scented markers?
And if you already have, how do they taste?
THEY TASTE LIKE EITHER LIQUOR OR THE INSIDE OF A GLOWSTICK, NOT THE FLAVOR THE SMELL WOULD LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF BUBBLEGUM PINK). GRAPE AND CHERRY ARE THE BEST, AND WHATEVER THE FUCK GREEN FLAVOR IS IS THE WORST
How do you feel about currently loosing the second round of the hear-me-out contest?
I’M WHAT
Why do people this year seem to have such a thing against you? It's not like you're a multiverscidal maniac.
I KNOW! THEY’RE ACTING LIKE I KICK PUPPIES OR SOMETHING
Don't trap Stanley in a cage, nooooo
PFF, AND WHY NOT? HE’S A SQUIRMY LIL SUCKER! HE’D PROBABLY BOOK IT THE MOMENT HE SAW ME TURN MY BACK!
Oh! You trapping Ford in the...wha'dya call it again the Love Something Something?
THE “LOVE CAGE”. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT
Fuck you mean love cage?!
THIS DOESN’T CONCERN YOU, MULLET BOY
Hear me out...
Bill Cipher (Triangle Form) - Gravity Falls
That one Calico guard actor that calls Rhino adorable - Bolt
What is a Hear Me Out?
They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally
They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive
Round 2, Poll 49/64
IF I’M LOSING JUST BECAUSE YOU FAKE FANS WANNA SPITE ME, I WILL MAKE IT MY PERSONAL MISSION TO FIND THE BEST RECIPE FOR HUMAN LIVER
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
WELP, WE'VE GOT A WHOLE ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FOLLOWERS IN THE GANG NOW! SCREAMING AT POLLS IS REAL GOOD FOR PUBLICITY, AS IT TURNS OUT!
ANYHOO, IF YOU'RE NEW HERE, YA MAY BE WONDERING; WHY AM I SEARCHING FOR A ONE STANLEY PINES IF EVERYONE HATES HIM SO MUCH?
THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE: OL' FORDSY FINISHED THE PORTAL WITH ME, BUT HE REFUSES TO TURN IT ON UNLESS HE'S GOT HIS BROTHER WITH HIM FOR WEIRDMAGEDDON II FOR SOME FUCKIN REASON. SO IF ANYONE SEES ANY DRIFTING MULLET STANS, GO ON AHEAD AND TURN 'EM IN TO MY INBOX!
AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE MULLET STAN, YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL FUNNY HIDING FOR THIS LONG, DONTCHA? THAT YOU'RE DOIN' A GREAT JOB HIDING FROM ME?
LI L ZDVQ'W LQ SULVP L ZRXOG WHDU BRX PROHFXOH IURP PROHFXOH
WOWEE! THAT RAGE PUBLICITY DOES WORK! LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAME!
@young-stanley-pines-offical @steve-pinington FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Well that feels like a pretty big leap, but alright. If the people insist.
OH, WE INSIST. YA STILL GOT YOUR BRASS KNUCKLES?
@young-stanford-pines-offical PICK ME BRO, This guy said your science experiments are lame!(lying) I think they are cool, well now at least!
(Side Note: Before Mod had Tumblr, they had a rp account of young Stanford pines on Pinterest, I still get people threatening to tell me how babies are made because of that.)
WOAH HEY
HOW’D YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAGE??
What? You never escaped prison in Columbia?
HAH! LIKE THEY COULD IMPRISON ME. NOW, BACK IN YOUR KENNEL
WOAH BUDDY! At least take me to dinner first! @young-stanford-pines-offical please help. This guys nuts!
Yes. He is.
Sixer! Your here! Explain everything right now!
Right… right.. explain…
..yes.. ah..
Right. First… promise you won’t call me crazy?
oh, of course he’ll call me crazy…
YOU'RE SURE THIS GUY IS GOOD FOR OUR PROJECT, SIXER? SEEMS LIKE HE'D TRY TO SABOTAGE TO SELL THE PLATINUM SCREWS
If you have your way there won’t be anyone to sell to, now will there?
..Would you give us some privacy, please?
HEY, I'M JUST SAYIN'! IN THE UTOPIA WE'RE MAKING, NOBODY'S GONNA NEED TO WRECK SOMEONE'S LIFE'S WORK JUST TO GET A LITTLE AHEAD!
…Understood.
yeah yeah let’s just agree with the DEMON.
Stanley, be careful.
Fine. What project is he talking about? I thought this was bothering you?
It..
This conversation needs to happen away from him!
Got it. I’ll piss him off enough that he leaves. HEY BILL. I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT.
What part of ‘careful’ do you not understand?!
Shush! I think one more insult and he’ll storm off in rage.
Stanley, you don’t know what you’re up against!
Yeah a demon with mommy issues.
God- I don’t know what I expected from you!
What? This guy wants to make you a bright constellation that’s sentient, burning for billions of years and whatnot, make you a legend, and you seem okay with it! That’s a demon! You also aren’t telling me anything!
I’m telling you that I’ll tell you when he isn’t right there!
HIYA!
Yes. Hello. Shoo.
WHOO, BEING CONFRONTATIONAL, ARE WE?
Not really…
I’LL JUST STICK AROUND AND WATCH THE SHOW, THEN!
Just leave me alone!
WHAT, AND MISS OUT ON STRAINED BROTHERLY BONDING? WOULDN’T MISS IT FOR THE UNIVERSE!
THAT’S MY NAME!
I'm sorry for mentioning Ax- I mean the name that cannot be said.
Accept this art I've made for you.
If you want, I can even join your Cultists or Henchmaniacs if you so wish.
ART ACCEPTED! GOOD STUFF.
HUH? OH, SURE. I COULD ALWAYS USE ANOTHER CULTIST
