Sue, did the president call?

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

obfficial michigan post

I don't fucking want it then?

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.