Bi Bi Birdie

I’m Respect the Petty, and I love colors. I’m on my own little mission to annoy all of y’all about how colors, lighting, barriers, clothing, and other visuals enhance QLs and add depth to the story.

For those of you who keep asking me for a “Master List” (bleh!) since apparently it takes too much time to scroll through my insane amount of posts because I don't know how to stfu, here it is! Plenty of posts didn't make the cut simply because there is a limit, so I included the ones that delivered the most features from above, and if you search my tags by the series' titles, other posts regarding the show's colors should be able to be found.

The goods are below the cut 👇🏿

A quick overview of what I do and what the colors mean

Well, according to the two mommy granny fans they have, they actually need to prove they have what it takes to be a boy band.

They are working hard on their dance moves (in a Despicable Me shirt).

And they're working late because they're singers.

They are also (still) writing their single about bitter melon. Well, Red Rascal Jeng is with the help of Black Brooder Mai, but Blue Boy Cutter is too busy trying to declare his love for Purple Person Yu, yet somehow Yu is missing all the obvious flirting.

But Yellow Yal Fong isn't! He has his shipper glasses on and locked in.

Not only is he captain of the Yu and Cutter ship, he is also doing whatever is needed to make sure his other ship sails.

Much like the other pretty boy Yu, cutie Jeng is oblivious to the way Mai looks at him and doesn't even notice that Mai is already wearing his red color.

And Mai doesn't just wear it once, but TWICE, so the lively and cheerful Fong must take matters into his own hands to make magic happen by lying to the rest of the crew.

He tells the Pretty Purple Person that an emergency is happening nearby, so he immediately runs off to help while his loyal Blue Boy quickly follows.

This gives Black Brooder Mai the perfect opportunity to accompany Jeng ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION (!!!) and flirt with him about his nifty bag that changes designs through an app, like this oh-so-convenient heart that Mai asked about.

Luckily, Fong's hard work seems to be working the next day when the boys have to pick out color-coded outfits for their upcoming shoot.

Because of the time Jeng spent with Mai on public transportation thanks to Fong's scheming ways, he is seeing Mai in a new light.

🎶The Blinding Light of Love🎶

Yu also walks out in an all blue outfit which shocks Cutter, so all is looking well for both of Fong's ships.

Or at least it was until their manager starts arguing about clothes in the store loud enough to draw a crowd of people more than willing to post the video of the fight on their social media with the boys noticeably in the background.

The boys make a quick exit and separate, meaning they go off in their respective pairs to flirt with each other some more in photo booths.

Which is the perfect segue to show just how badly Boss messed up in his relationship with Bai-Liu.

In the past, Boss was so afraid his classmates would find out he was dating Bai-Liu that it ruined even their happiest moments.

As soon as they walked out of the booth, their classmate (and the director, Tonnam!) spotted them, yet Boss made Bai-Liu lie to him about what they were doing there.

Then years later, instead of giving Bai-Liu an actual gift for his birthday, he offered himself as the present.

Like . . . the sex is undeniably good, but can his goofy ass fight because how does he not realize he fumbled a baddie?!

Boss can't even figure out how to reduce the fallout from the viral video of the managers arguing. Surely, this man cannot fight!

Yet even after all this time, Bai-Liu is still helping out Boss by making sure the boys aren't negatively impacted by the viral video of the managers arguing by taking partial blame for the incident. The other half of the blame goes to the *check notes* spirits.

Bai-Liu also makes sure the boys get properly marketed and supported by sending a food truck to their studio. The kids are happy and fed, and so are the fans since Yu and Cutter decide to post a video thanking their their generous fan for the meal.

The video goes viral because Fong isn't the only one with shipper glasses on at all times.

It seems like all of our Yellow Yal's hard work has finally paid off but he knows it's been at the cost of him having a love of his own.

But, thankfully, this BL understands that Boys' Love is PLURAL, and the group decides if shipping is what the fans wants, then it's time to give them what they deserve — an idol and bodyguard romance!

Which means there is just one ship left standing that needs to officially hit the open seas and get to sailing.

Because there are only two episodes left (of this five-episode series), and there is no room for "just friends" in this BL boy band.

Fucking England

The way I'm judging all these other BLs with their no wipes, no lube, no condoms sexual practices.

Somehow this is a win for the Catholics. I'm claiming this for us!