I can not be trusted around my interests

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

Tumblr gold users rise up

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

girls should have horns

someone send me slightly flirtatious memes I can send to my bitches to let them know im down

no

ok

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

This is a historical post. What is this. Why is this on my feed. how. I have stumbled upon THE spiders georg post. How the fuck.

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

*flies past*

Honestly I feel like op doesn't have to be a home depot worker, just change your name to home d- Holy shit did anyone else see that

imagine 50 rats

Imagine 500 rats

This post has no punchline I want you to imagine gradually more rats

imagine 50 rats

Imagine 500 rats

MY QUEEEEEEEEN!!!!!! HOV HOV HOV HOV HOV

fmab is actually classic literature im not even gonna call it an anime

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

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