Level: 25

are you in the top 1% of listeners or are you normal

Just casually stumbling across the #1 music listener in the US on tumblr.com. What other website does it like this

Not even the #1 my friend listened to 343,873 minutes 🤷

I will never not reblog this.

Ding

Oh NO.

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

my bi heart………

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

*dies*

Oh shit.

GAY KNIGHTS

Fellas I’m real gay

girls witH SworDS GIRLS WITH SWORDS fuck

World Heritage Post

mad respect for our men in stem (sewing, tidying up, errand running, making dinner)

When you can’t look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark.

Get vaccinated people and wear your goddamn mask.

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

He finna beat his ass

I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is a game that has made me cry over and has moved me to write a poetry based solely on the intensity of emotion it made me feel, and its also a game where there is a character named Testikles and where you can have sex with an elderly woman for literally a full day and a half because her libido is too powerful and afterward her husband thanks you profusely and pays you because you just saved him from getting fucked to death 

It really is an amazing game