Vee

Go for the bigger blanket.

Are you thinking of making or buying a blanket? There is no universe in which you will want a smaller blanket. Meanwhile, you have free will, and you can choose this universe to have a bigger blanket. Your potential to snuggle will unlimited by the boundaries of simple cloth.

I GENUINELY LOVE THIS BIT. here are some good (bad) ones

wait is that a hamster???? aren't those literally illegal to own?

if you don't vote for bird of the year you're a PIECE OF SHIT!!!

dude. how do you not know about the waitangi dildo incident. it's literally national history

why are you posting about being cold. it's almost christmas it's literally the middle of summer... do you have a temperature regulation disorder or something?