CHINGA LA MIGRA

There are four Beatles. There are also four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Coincidence? Yes.

dont blaire witch me i'm 2

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

Eating raw cookie dough for breakfast got me feeling like a milk-full puppy

have you read tiger tiger. do you read tiger tiger. when will you read tiger tiger

I love how tiger tiger yaoi is relatively normal and then tiger tiger yuri is like "Here's an evil eldritch god of inscrutable gender identity but who likes having their tits out and their favorite scientist: the world's most autistic woman. They communicate in dreams, start a cult, she drank their blood. Also they were her literal pet for a while. With a pretty lil bow and everything."

i would've survived the molasses flood cause of my hungry nature