by 2026 social media platform policies and omnipresent crypto integration will have become so unbearable we’ll all go back to hosting our own personal websites with handcoded HTML. this is not a prediction this is a desperate plea

This has a comedic tone but literally Youtubers have started creating their own streaming services to get away from big corporate regulation. If you watch somewhat smaller educational channels you'll probably see creator ads for Nebula because they got sick of being demonitized. Im honestly surprised its not a larger trend accross more platforms

post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk

Addendum: none of them know what he looked like

Not in line with the theme of this blog but too important not to reblog.

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You claim to be a socialist and yet you’re taking a shit while not at work? Curious...

My favorite thing about this is that the "traditional" woman isn't always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

That is of course if they want to do a funny

I feel like season two needs some light hearted episodes after season one was VERY GRIM

Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

I'd even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day's worth. I'd even leave all his little gadgets on him. You'd only get connection with satellite anyway. He's got to feel confident or it's no fun.

Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?

Ok but there's a billion lions, like you could kill a pokegod with a rattata, I think the lions have a shot

To the lions further credit, there's 893 pokemon. So every individual pokemon would have to defeat 1,119,820 lions. Over a million lions per pokemon. And let's be real some pokemon would be pressed to fight One lion

he did that!

concept: the god of nature in your next made-up pantheon, instead of being another green-wearing, fertile, nurturing, maternal figure, is this mad bastard

This is the voice of a man who has seen the face of god, and was disappointed.

I thought it was all different people and not one person on a streak. Op are you okay??

op angered some obscure goddess

finally something I’m qualified for

i'm thoroughly convinced that i would feel a millionth time sexier if i wore a dagger straped to my thigh all the time