My brother is bringing four of his marine buddies to Thanksgiving (I assume they can't make it home this year) and it's super nice of him, but also... I have never met these men in my life.

If you don’t like them you can always invoke the 3rd amendment and it’s like casting a spell that makes any military personnel leave your house

Something you should always remember about every single person you see on this site is that they are a tumblr user. They are the kind of person who uses tumblr

I like clocking people and telling them they seem like they know what superwholock is

I bring a sort of "no one deserves to to be murdered" vibe to the political discussion which a large number of people on both sides of the spectrum seem to dislike

Visiting parents

Scheduling the next DND session

Do not! Anonymously send links into my inbox! I will not open them!

Still stands!

I miss anon hate, now all we get are a scam copy and paste

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

Loving your enemies might mean faking a smile and wishing them well, it might mean buying them a birthday present despite your feelings towards them. Love isn't always flowery, but it is always denying oneself for another; as Christ did for us

certainly not! falst and dainix are proud soldiers in the war against shirts and i would not take that from them. we weren’t sure if you were aware that you can’t go four randomized pages without someone’s entire chest being out but it’s very much /pos

hell yea then the real explanation is I internalized a lot of shonen anime at a formative age and this taught me that you can measure the seriousness of a situation by how much of the protagonist's shirt has been obliterated by it

Ah, the samurai Jack principle

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

Today my sonic app made me login with my password, do a captcha, get sent a code to my email, then get a code sent to my phone number. All for sonic. The fast food place

You can always tell when someone’s religion is politics and it’s so painful to watch. That’s not where God is, you will never find peace there

That's a flamberge greatsword. Doesn't that mean it gets +2 bleeding damage with -1 mobility?

No, it's a free sword, it means I need it to start my adventure

So turns out free swords lying around the street are actually very cursed