im not doing this with the post office anymore. from now on immediate complaint to the inspector general every time you leave some fuckass "we cant access your delivery address" bullshit when i KNOW the dog is secured inside with doors closed, and other delivery services successfully brought mail today. you and i both know you are fucking lying. triage someone else's mail who can actually drive places to pick it up, i promise i will make problems for you
BLOGGER'S NOTE: i am disabled and have no car, this is not a treats issue it is a "i rely on mail delivery for almost everything due to Bad Problems" issue

























