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2015年、長屋門公園。
立派な大根がリアカーに積まれていた。ここで育てたものだろうか。
women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic
Women werent out here creating covert zine fanfictions and fanart networks via a printer and a mail system for you to be AI generating your fic.
job markets so fuckeeedd rn i applied to like 60 different positions for swirly glasses oversized labcoat scientist girl who makes tf potions and i didn't even get a single call back
You fool, you should have been applying for the swirly glasses oversized labcoat scientist girl who makes expansion, hyper, or macro potions. Those are the growth industries!

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Based off this post by @7-inches-of-satanic-panic
Part 2
“I missed you”
You’re working on a starship of your choice, but you’re not in starfleet. What are you doing?
Bartender & backup therapist
Bartender & always got a scheme going
Barber & gossip peddler
Chef & official ship’s complainer
School teacher & weirdly no personality disorders
House spouse
One of the kiddos
Jack of all trades & recovering from stockholm syndrome
Run a simple little shop in which you simply make and sell goods
Groundskeeper & keeping it real
Dabo girl/waiter/just lookin cute and watching the drama unfold
See results/I’m in starfleet/other
I have a question:
Why did you redo the entire image and not credit the artist (xkcd)? I'm thinking you used AI considering the numerous typos and not-quite-right font. It would've been just as easy to just write over the words you wanted to change.
1 I’ve seen this meme dozens of times and I’ve yet to see it with a watermark or link to artist.
2 I cropped and retyped it as it was easier than trying to fit the wording the way I wanted.
3 typos are human made by me :) there is a reason I’m posting sw memes and not fanfic :)
Apologies for the AI accusation and yeah, no one credits the xkcd guy when they meme his work so it's probably not that big a deal that you didn't either. It just feels weird to recreate the comic wholesale.
shit man this got me emotional
left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world
right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky
Here’s some extra photos of the disc from when it was exhibited just in case
Text from the images:
The Nebra Sky Disc
Found in Germany, the Nebra Sky Disc is the oldest known material depiction of cosmic phenomena in the world. It reveals the creativity and advanced astronomical knowledge of cultures without writing.
The distinctive rosette of seven stars represents the Pleiades. These stars play a key role in an ancient rule, known from a 2,700-year-old Babylonian text, that allowed the shorter lunar year to be kept in step with the solar year. A leap month should be added every third year if a crescent moon a few days old appears next to the Pleiades in the springtime sky.
The Nebra Sky Disc was made using gold from Cornwall and bronze from central Europe. It was remodelled as its meaning and use changed. Like Stonehenge’s alignment, the bands on either side marked the positions of the rising and setting sun over the course of the solar year.
Gold and bronze Nebra, Saxony-Anhalt, Germany about 1600 BC State Office for Heritage Management and Archaeology Saxony-Anhalt

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USS Athena (NCC-392023)
There should be more cosmic horror where observing incomprehensible knowledge isn't what drives you insane- it's the grief of it, indeed, being incomprehensible.
Your curiosity is your thirst for life. You've spent your whole life chasing the secrets of the universe. Now you know that they were not kept from you by any force- your mind just doesn't have what it takes to comprehend them. The fourth dimension. The colour of radio waves. The scale of the universe, and whatever lies beyond.
No, you are too simple a lifeform. You are a miniscule entity. Existence is too vast to be observed by you and a trillion more like you.
Knowledge is your peace, your haven, and now that you know just how much of it is beyond your grasp, you may never rest again.
One of my favorite tropes is adjacent to this. You see something incomprehensible and your mind fills in what it thinks should be there. This is why Galactus is a guy in a big purple suit in the Marvel universe: his true visage is beyond anything we can comprehend but the people of 1960s Marvel were accustomed to seeing superheroes fight costumed villains so they collectively filled in a costumed villain.
I have a question:
Why did you redo the entire image and not credit the artist (xkcd)? I'm thinking you used AI considering the numerous typos and not-quite-right font. It would've been just as easy to just write over the words you wanted to change.
Human Is is a 1955 Philip K. Dick sci-fi short story where a guy goes to another planet for work and when he comes back to Earth his personality has flipped from an asshole to a sweet, kind, considerate man. Everyone's immediately convinced that an alien has taken over his body, this goes all the way to court, and in court his wife testifies that she's noticed no changes at all and so the charges are dropped.
And then there's a bit right at the end of the story as the wife and the husband are walking out of court:
Jill turned abruptly. "What is your name? Your real name."
The man's gray eyes flickered. He smiled a little, kind, gentle smile. "I'm afraid you would not be able to pronounce it. The sounds cannot be formed..."
Jill was silent as they walked along, deep in thought. The city lights were coming on all around them. Bright yellow spots in the gloom. "What are you thinking?" the man asked.
"I was thinking perhaps I will still call you Lester," Jill said. "If you don't mind."
"I don't mind," the man said. He put his arm around her, drawing her close to him. He gazed down tenderly as they walked through the thickening darkness, between the yellow candles of light that marked the way. "Anything you wish. Whatever will make you happy."
And I. God. There's something there. A soupcon of monsterfuckery. To tell your partner in a moment of intimacy that yes, you're something so inhuman that the lips you're stealing can't speak your actual name. You're a parasite that not only had the ability to burrow under this man's skin and take over his life, but you were so desperate to escape a dead, dry, blasted planet that you did.
And for your partner to then turn around and go "I know, I've always known, and I love you" is just. God I know it's not a great Dick story but something about it is making me lose my mind
What a 1960s fantasy. Your awful husband is replaced by a nice guy, and the only catch is he's an alien and you have to lie in court!
first half of a self-indulgent grace & rocky comic thing, after reading too many fics
do you think grace's puppy eyes will work on rocky? stay tuned to find out!
part 2:
I've made some improvements to part 1, and I'll likely edit these into a lil animatic to upload to TikTok~

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I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”
I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best
He’s literally just telling it like it is
Don't forget about the fly with a buzz.