There is mold in your water cooling

genuinely desktop linux will never see mass adoption until some huge mega corporation or future socialist state produces a centralised out of the box version that comes packaged with physical devices. 99% of users do not want to do research on different forks and their strengths they want a box that turns on and shows them the button for the internet

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

tumblr users love to jerk themselves off over being better and more leftist than twitter users but the standards of treatment for sex workers on there were so much higher

people used to actually pay me when they jerked off to my ads. and they payed for conversations (like u r supposed to). i don’t think u all realize just how little i ask of u. i used to have an unblock fee.

the only reason i haven’t charged my friends and mutuals is because i’m scared of getting a callout post and losing my job. realistically i am supposed to be charging most of you. just because your barista friend wants to make you the coffee doesnt mean they don’t have to charge you. you need to understand my job as the same as everyone else’s.

how beautiful to be 28 and still discovering fun new ways to masturbate. never kill yourself.

Pokemon Heritage Post

the fact i just finished doing the Name Every Pokemon quiz, opened tumblr, and immediately saw my queue had spat this out

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

This shit's giving me ASMR and I don't even have the sound on...

I cannot stress enough how much you need the sound for this one

just remembered the am/pm truthers somehow find it normal to go 11am, 12pm, 1pm. this is fucking insane you realise that, right??