Ramblings Of A Lesbian Music Nerd

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

peak female form is when a woman is covered in someone else’s blood

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

people who do a PhD are running from something

Yeah it’s called a 9-to-5

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)