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Texts From Superheroes

So these pathetic braindead fucking pussies are going to keep the Mutants who were abducted and locked up in a fucking death camp as prisoners if they broke the worthless laws passed by the flatscan cattle that build genocide engines to slaughter their entire people and culture

In fact the X-men are literally going to act as JAILERS to their own people, all while being good little snivelling boot-licking house-pets grovelling for a pat on the head from Homo-Inferior

Hardly surprising that in the entire time the braindead weakling centrist pussies that are the X-men have been around the only thing they've accomplished for Mutantkind is doing jack-shit while the flatscans nearly wiped them from existence MULTIPLE times

The X-men comics keep finding new ways to be the most utterly godawful unreadable fucking dogshit ever put to page, honestly

One of the best things about the Krakoa era (The only GOOD era these comics has ever had) was Mutantkind correctly rejecting the laws and authority of homo inferior

Going from that to this braindead illiterate crap is like going from a sixty dollar steak to the day old left overs from the garbage outside Denny's

Also as if this trash wasn't bad enough, later in this same dogshit comic?

in 1996 Marvel released a one-shot promotional comic to advertise the Combos snacks brand.

It starred Combo Man, a superhero who's a combination of 14 Marvel characters.

The challenge is this: Redesign Combo Man, ideally using the same component characters.

Hulk

Cyclops

Iron Man

Magneto

Punisher

Captain America

Sabertooth

Carnage

Daredevil

Spider-Man

Century

Human Torch

Silver Surfer

Gambit

Century was a member of Force Works who was also in the 90's Iron Man cartoon

ALL OF THIS

Anti-porn laws are a trojan horse for fascists to sneakily slither in

I am a simple soul

For Gamera's birthday, friend of ALL children, there's a simple message: Protect trans kids.

Commission for AssaultGodzilla on bsky.