Awkward Blonde Gaylien

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

and it's the count that thots *smash cut to dracula throwing it back*

There’s a lesbian porn parody called Muffy the Vampire Layer.

I NEED THIS FUNKY CYBERPUNK LESBIAN TO RAIL ME

HE IS A MENACE