I have gone through so many psychiatric treatments and I still can not be normal about comedians. Psychiatry is fake

I need taran killam to get back on Broadway I dont care if he has a family in California I skipped over seeing him in spamalot for Alex Brightman and it might be one of my life's greatest regrets

I keep telling people in my life that im trying to move from part time to full time at my job but the thing is im not because already every day is a struggle and I have no life and the extra money id get still would not be enough to cover anything more than groceries

I will never stop getting fooled by the "Wow Im in a good mood this is great!" *its caffeine setting off hypermanic symptoms*

Guy who spent all of last weeks paycheck just on a car payment, two bras, and a coffee: $80 for the mothra tamagotchi isnt that bad

Really in the mood to rip apart a pomegranate but its not the right season... lord why have you forsaken me