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i need to have a lesbian love affair that ruins me forever this summer. or next summer. or any summer i’m open to options and constructive criticism.

it makes me so crazy that friends at the table isn’t more popular. oh hey do you want to check out this thing that literally changed my life? can i tell you about some of the best stories and characters i’ve ever encountered in any medium or genre? no? okay!

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

mysterious figure in a gem in realis… what does it all mean

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is an insane show because the first 4 seasons as we experience them are technically no longer canon by season 5. To the characters, those first 4 seasons were different in ways that we will never get to see, which is such a wild storytelling choice that i am literally always thinking about