My Soup Was Crunchy

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

unobtainable experience for people with souls

i dont have that im just me

welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?