my ideal body type on a man is a guy who works out but likes food a bit too much so he has strong arms but also gives good cuddles

the diabetes lead doctor at work offered to make me a cup of tea and when I said I take one sugar she gasped in disapproval lmfaoaoao

my ability to forget and detach from traumatic and sad memories and lock them away in my mind vault is really great

love when you’re on a date and the waiter/waitress immediately gives the bill and card machine to the man without looking at u

this is dark but for a long time when I was depressed I had this belief i would die in my mid 40s. I wasn’t necessarily suicidal but I just always felt like I wasn’t meant to be in this world for a long time and the grief of it all would get to me. sometimes I feel scared thinking about that, if it was a premonition, I wonder if I’ll live that long, if it’ll be a good life. maybe it’s my job but I think about death a lot

having nice hair in this weather is just not possible

when patients go on a huge rant about how the pharmaceutical industry is just trying to poison them and kill everyone with vaccines and medications like okay man you got me

it annoys me that straight men get gassed up for being ‘eaters’ but this category doesn’t exist for women bc it’s literally assumed that all women can and will give men head, it’s seen as an expectation and not something extra that we get praised for

honestly I just kinda wanna get tipsy and kiss someone

I used to have really big dreams and ideas about what my life would be. now I find happiness in small things and a simple life. it’s both a sad and a good thing

being horny as a concept vs being in the mood to have actually have sex are two different things

I passed a period clot the other day that was literally the size of a cherry. it wasn’t just blood, it was solid and fleshy. got me thinking how crazy it it is our bodies are really all set up to create life like that