we're the final girls

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

not "mine" as in "my property" but "mine" as in "my responsibility"

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

nooooo please give me back my evil guy with issues

i can be trusted with him. please. You have to believe me

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo