look alive, sunshine

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

august 23, 2025 - from NASA's astronomy picture of the day

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

[ID: A part of the "Dead Dove, Do Not Eat" meme. It is a still from "Arrested Development" of the character, Michael, looking into a paper bag. /End ID]

I said out loud our age of bronze is collapsing and then showed my sibling a cat post and they were like what do the cats have to do with the age of bronze ?

I think making character playlists is good for you and connected to analysis skills in a very fun way and low investment way. I know its seen as quite trivial but to me it operates the same way looking at a lot of art builds ur skills passively. Yummy enrichment activity

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

sorry i'm still angry about this but if your excuse for not caring about female characters is because you're not sexually attracted to them you are exactly 0 degrees of rhetorical separation from a redditor whining about how his favourite video game is now "too woke" because the women don't show enough skin