look alive, sunshine

This is the night lesbian tumblr peaked

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

Tag yourself, I’m squishmallow (boneless)

jon is such a weird ass motherfucker it drives me insane. he thinks the best way to deal with mosquitoes is their complete extermination. he openly insults martin multiple times on official academic recordings. he still eats meat in spite of the flesh statements and actively mentions that. he puts a little bit more drama into the statements on his own instead of it all just being the eye. he hates americans. he lied about his age by a full decade. he has early grey hairs. he yapped about emulsifiers on martin’s birthday and completely fucking forgot about it. god he’s such a fucking shitbag no wonder he wasn’t properly loved as a child

I hope you find your way back to yourself. to the version of you that you miss, to a version of you that you recognize and identify with. I hope you meet happy again.

I’m so disappointed

every british actor: so i heard that woke is dead? phew! thank god. i made some bad investments and now i really need that jkr money

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.