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look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

i love video games so much i don’t want to sleep i want to play video games i love you video games!!!!!!!!!!!

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom