Cheers bro I'll drink to that

For writing examples, please see my fanfic / oneshot upload tag or my Furaffinity.

I'm willing to work with most fandoms, provided I am given enough information on what you want.

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Old Millennial American speaking here. I need you to adopt this mentality as early as possible and hold to it. The older you get, the harder it is to begin this practice and claw back the extremely unhealthy effects of a workaholic lifestyle. I am speaking from 20 years of experience.

This does not mean having a shitty attitude at work, or not doing your job, or relying on co-workers to carry your water.

This means you do what it says above. It also means not making work and productively your entire personality; not tying your productivity to your value; and not becoming so emotionally enmeshed in your work and workplace so that you are living and dying by what happens there.

--Note: All text from OP, more info at the source link

https://www.reddit.com/r/visualization/comments/1p2iqlu/nearly_every_day_two_users_on_rconservative/

First chart: Since October 3rd, two users (u1 and u2) have daily been responsible for 30% - 50% of all posts on Conservative.

Second chart: Breakdown of the the most active user's external links.

-via Ok-Stand-2128, on r/visualization. Go to visualization

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HAHAHA

PROPAGANDA OUTLET DOWN!!!

Needle Felted Clown Weevil by Little Skrunks

Y'know what? Fuck you. *modifies your spritesheet* I'm also putting oddly graphic depiction of cartoon penis on my chapter 5 bingo card. I just think it'd be funny if the little dot eyes weren't visual shorthand from sprite limitations and they just Look Like That. The recent album art only emboldens my vision. This script is actually hella old and I wanted to save it for much later. I kinda spoiled dot eyes Kris a little bit already. Will I ever get to draw this comic in order? Thank you, Toby for giving me 2 weeks to prioritize my more time sensitive scripts. Hopefully any contemporaneous jokes meant for pre-CH5 that I didn't have time to put out are Still Funny.

Monsters could be under your bed, or in your closet. But what if you had a bunk bed?

If you slept on the top bunk alone, you could be dragged underneath to the bottom bunk for anything sensual and sly.

And if you sleep on the bottom bunk, something could depend down on you and pin you down. (Watch your head tho; I'm talking from experience)

Sincerely:

-🦭

Your bunk bed monster suggestion made me think of yet another silly guide. Featuring some monstrous combos, depending on your choice of furniture. :')

Snake: “He was at church when a bomb went off, got pierced by a crucifix, survived by drinking his family’s blood.”

Raiden: “So that’s why he’s called Vamp?”