celia cruz orbital laser cannon

i think about this post at least once a week

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

The second cat always comes running when the first cat calls for me, even though it gets her dope-slapped with 100% reliability. I suspect she simply enjoys the attention.

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

I don't fucking want it then?

Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

i've been watching dynasty clips on youtube (gay) during long respawn timers in deadlock and it really is amazing how ugly literally everything was in the '80's, for like no reason. The fashion was ugly, the hair was ugly, the makeup was ugly, the interior design was ugly, the ARCHITECTURE was ugly. History's aesthetic nadir, I truly have nothing nice to say about any of it.

that said i could watch alexis colby and dominique deveraux snipe at one another all day.