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never understood the hype on "non-newtonian fluids" bc that shit dumb. "oh it's a liquid until you hit and then it acts like a solid" yeah dumbass woah this substance changes properties depending on its surroundings or how it's interacted with? never heard that before. hit water hard enough and it'll be the same as concrete. this oobleck shit not special

they should let bjork run a small island country if she wants

2 weeks in she drops the accent and ingenue affect and becomes the most brutal dictator of the 21st century

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

It is so funny to me that Disco Elysium fans will fully go into insane online warrior mode if anybody else dares to say that somebody is more of a pathetic loser than Harry DuBois. Not fighting to prove that the main character of this cool and good video game is cool or deserves any sort of positive acknowledgement. But that he is the mangiest, grossest, most pathetic sopping wet asshole bastard of a man to exist in media.

disco elysium is one of those ad games about helping the miserable mud woman change her wardrobe except real and not false advertising

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

in Disco Elysium I was expecting there to be some kind of “addiction mechanic” that would add a long-term downside to taking drugs, and was surprised not only by the absence of any such mechanic but also that the benefits of drugs greatly outweighed the cost. anyways fast forward to the late game and I was downing three bottles of pyrholidon and smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before attempting any check, and it was only then I realized there was in fact an addiction mechanic

honestly, i think this is why i like the way the game handles substances so much. when i was looking up playthroughs of disco elysium i stumbled across one subreddit thread where someone asked “gameplay wise, is there any point to staying sober?” and just looked at it. like, yeah. yeah, exactly. we know that harry often does drugs specifically so that he can take on a superhuman caseload - as he puts it to kim, to be a “really good detective”. it was so chilling to see a player asking the same exact question that harry would probably be asking himself. without an external punishment mechanic, without being heavy handed about it, and in a way that (as OP pointed out) is so natural as to be almost unnoticeable, it manages to put the player exactly in his shoes as a recovering (or not recovering) addict. it’s a really well-designed mechanic

“Things are harder without this substance, so there’s no reason for me to abstain” being a purely Player-Driven interaction is a phenomenal addiction mechanic. Absolutely fucking gorgeous.

wouldn't it make more sense for harry to be the pregnant one. you know thematically

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my fun little faggy simple pleasure rn is silk scarves. i can't afford hermes (and even if i could i wouldn't be dropping that kind of money on a scarf) but colorful silk scarves are so cute and versatile. you can make a bag charm out of them, you can tie them around your waist or neck or drape them on your shoulders if your outfit is looking a little dull, you can shield yourself from the sun with them...