celia cruz orbital laser cannon

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

i can't stop thinking about that "orthodoxpunk" pregnancy game

"do you undestand that you are pregnant?"

shipping has a deserved reputation of being able to nuke ppl’s understanding of the source material but i would argue that ppl with intense hate boners for certain ships are very capable of matching them in this regard

Oh it's just the Society of Pius X again. They got excommunicated a while back, but one of the recent popes forgave them. I guess they're being excommunicated again lol.

Call me when they declare an antipope

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.