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seeing an argentinian person refer to people mocking argentinian casual racism as "a psyop" affecting gringos is very funny if you're any other kind of latin-american person.

like to be clear i'm cuban-american, i am under no illusions about what a lot of rich mccarthyist-brainrotted cuban-americans are like (hint: terrible), but I'm also not going around claiming it's a psyop to make Cubans look bad, because like, people have eyes and know what most rich Cuban-Americans are like and why.

“Is it unethical to make fun of a dead man’s anal moles” I’m usually pretty big on interrogating the self but at some point you just have to be like. Who cares man

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

what's 4 and 6 depicting?

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point