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>looks inside

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

Things will never again be so beautiful.

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Now- the real reason is the library is a historic building and the basement is not up to fire code. They are ok with books and paid employees down there, but no public.

What I tell small children is- “We keep all the dangerous books down there. You have to be a trained librarian to even go down the stairs.”

They lose thier little minds.

“What do you MEAN?! What are dangerous books?!”

Sometimes I smile and say nothing, sometimes I egg them on with- “You know- books. That are dangerous.” Like it is obvious.

Today I elaborated.

I said- “Sometimes you read something and it makes your brain go 🤯. You think different things, you see the whole world different after.”

They were instant that they had never seen a book like that, and I was like, “Well, you wouldn’t would you? How old ARE you, anyways?”

They told me 8.

I nodded and collected a pile of chapter books from the middle grade room. Winnie the Pooh. Alice in Wonderland. Peter Pan. Wind inthe Willows. Road Dahl.

“These aren’t dangerous enough to be put downstairs, but they are a little dangerous, if you don’t know what you are doing.”

“Winnie the Pooh?!”

“Have you read Winnie the Pooh?”

“No.”

“Well how would you know?”

“Tell me what happens- I don’t want to read something that long.”

“Doesn’t work that way. You have to read it yourself to change your brain.”

In the end- they were confused but thoughtful, and I think I convinced a kid to read his copy of BFG at home.

it's not just "that doctor has internalized misogyny" it's that western medicine is, as in so many parts of our culture, deeply authoritarian. the patient is meant to be a passive problem to be solved by the active doctor. there is meant to be a stark harsh line between you and the doctor, where you are pure of any medical knowledge and simply report the raw data & let the doctor interpret it. this is how the system works. it fucks over marginalized groups the most because that's how marginalization works, but even a thin white abled cis man could get fucked over by this shit if he's unlucky.

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

I can't bear to hope that he might actually win, all depending on the people of Clacton.

Count Binface on BBC Morning Live. Full interview. 8th July 2026