Imagine

f/o spends all their time on amino and really wants you to join them on it

Selling f/o on the google play store for 2.99

f/o giving you the broke boyfriend hug while you check out at the cash register

f/o snoring loudly so you literally kick them out of bed and they break their spine and die

f/o gets themselves too far into a lie and is horribly trying to keep it up and you know but they just keep it going

offering f/o a massage after a hard day at work but you dont know how to do it at all so you just twist their neck and they die

f/o is one of those pick-up artists who does street interviews and they cone up to you and try to flirt with you with their Meta Glasses on

imagine being in bed with your f/o and they stay up late at night watching loud as fuck tiktoks on their phone

imagine your f/o trying to pout and whine really cutely to get you to baby them but they just look stupid doing it so you just laugh

f/o keeps repeating an unfunny joke because they think you didn’t hear them the first time

f/o comes into the food place you work at and orders like 5 things and sits down and eats it All and makes a huge mess at their table and just leaves and now you have to clean everything up and they dont even care