i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

i wish more stuff looked like that season of doctor who where they were smearing vaseline on the camera

mutual on my left trying to get pregnant. mutual on my right starts high school next year. and me i have done some of the dishes

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

silver is not a cinnamon roll he is a second away from crashing out and i love that for him