i spend too much time on this website

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

“average Londoner has abilities beyond normal human” factoid actually just statistical error. average Londoner is perfectly normal. FLPC Georg, who lives in cave and has practically every Neathy ability known to men and not men alike, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Writing a Fallen London au of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and calling it Flondonstein; or, The Modern Proneatheus

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter

every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

ID: a drawing of grey cobblestones with many dandelions and small blue flowers growing from the cracks.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming ‘em. It was a better time

The image won’t load but god I hope it’s Robopope, The Robot Pope.