You try to pull the blanket off of yourself, and you realize that, it too, is made of chocolate. You try to shake it off, and step out of bed. Your carpet feels strangely spongy. You look down, only to realize it’s actually cake. Lovingly baked, and smelling of sweet fruit. You grab a piece, and cautiously take a bite. It is one of the most delicious cakes you have ever eaten.

You get up, confused, and exit your room to see if the rest of your house is like this. The door handle melts in your hand as you hold onto it, and covers it with dark chocolate carefully painted gold. The rest of the carpet on the floor is still cake, the guardrails on the stairs leading down are tempered chocolate, the tiles on the floor are the same, the windows are sugar glass, everything is edible.

You run outside, knocking over the lovingly crafted chocolate front door in a panic.

You realize, in horror, that your house was not an exception. The bushes, the grass, the asphalt on the road, the trees, birds, the world itself, is chocolate.

College, all of a sudden, went from "something I'd like to do if I can get in" to "a lifeline in an economy where blue collar jobs are going to shit."

The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)

The Sumatran Tiger

The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur

The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon

The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey

And the Mexican Spider Monkey!

cis-person-ally Follow

hey, I know making up a word for your own "oppression" feels good, but have you considered that nothing you experience uniquely occurs to trans men? I know this is hard to process for you birthday bois, but I recommend the term transemasculation. this means the only trans-specific oppression you face is comparable to cis men having their feelings hurt!

tmetransguy Follow

I fucking hate other TMEs man I wish they'd finally die or detransition so I stop getting confused for MRA transandrobro truthers everytime I follow somebody

thesamethingyoureadeveryweek Follow

you guys do experience transphobia, but you inherently have male privilege. you are not oppressed for being a man. you don't experience misogyny. when you transition irl everyone accepts you, because women- I mean trans men ditching femininity for masculinity is rewarded

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fandomdiscourseblog Follow

all of you in the tag report this fucking freak documenting-transphobia until the blog is gone, they said they don't care what people do in fiction even if they personally find it distasteful

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