theres spaghetti in your outlets

First time buying something online from this shop and probably only time weeeee

THANK YOU SO MUCH :D i'm glad it arrived safely!!!

my mutual will post “i just blocked one of my mutuals” and i’ll be reading it on my own dash with my own eyes directly from their blog thinking “it was probably me………….😔”

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience