I’m like if the cambrian explosion was a boy
he/him. adult. employed.
TAGGING SYSTEM:
#not column related -> no columns
#column posting -> columns.
DNI
people who can’t solve my riddles three
people birthed from the ocean on a foggy night with a full moon
people without skeletons
corinthian columns
people who got to see the solar eclipse while I was at work and couldn’t (makes me jealous)
people who saw the northern lights (also makes me jealous)
proshippers on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays
antishippers on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays
people who drive electric scooters on sidewalks
people with the same birthday as me who do not accept me as the birthday king
anyone who’s used Twitter in the last 24 hours
people who share my kintypes.
people who ask what my kintypes are (it’s private)
people who ask how they’re supposed to know if we share kintypes if I won’t say what my kintypes are (you would know instinctively based on my vibes)
people with perfect vision
tumblr user riceoatswheatgrain specifically (by request)
people who have never played the tambourine
people who read all of my DNI (why would you do that)
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