True,

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

thanks for laughing anyway

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begging tumblr poll tournament runners to properly seed their brackets

randomizing matchups leads to the two strongest/most popular options against each other in the first round. seeding the bracket lets you knock out noncontenders early and allows for both dramatic upsets AND a naturally building sense of tension and fulfilling climax. i know this isn’t the sports website but please. take a page from the sports handbook. seed your bracket. please

it doesn’t even have to be metrically sound it can literally just be vibes based. oh the locked tomb trends a lot so it shouldn’t be paired with arcane which also trends a lot. many people have seen and love avatar the last airbender so it would be a good first round match for this niche children’s cartoon that’s been out of syndication since the 80s. literally just feel it out and follow ur heart. it’s better than randomization and will save you a headache in the long run i promise. seed ur brackets!!!!

Unhealthy ships in a fandom are a bioindicator. They're like finding caterpillars on your produce. You may not want to consume them---you may even find them disgusting---but if they aren't there at all, you know that stuff is COVERED in toxicity.

There are some people in the reblogs saying "too many caterpillars are unhealthy too though!" but they are WRONG. You can always remove a caterpillar but you can't wash off pesticide

#this is a metaphor for 'you can dldr as many fics as you want but you can't avoid people who come to you to make you feel bad'

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

Hungarian translator: I'm on it

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

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i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

what the fuck is a time knife

Time knife is a form of time knife

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

This bit for everyone who fears they are a burden to the friendship everytime they need the other person