todd howard your days are numbered

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

feels like every time a guy clearly favors His Boys and treats a woman terribly, the assumption is that he’s gay when it’s actually 10x more likely that he’s just a misogynist and doesn’t see women as people #lol

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

the stingrays at the touch tank just now were acting pretty cautious around the people reaching in, getting really close but staying juuuust too far for anyone to touch, and this ten year old boy in a fnaf tshirt told me, exasperated, "the stingrays are ragebaiting us!!"

its crazy that megan thee stallion is not considered a queer artist by some people. the woman is not shy about the fact that she finds women attractive and likes having sex with them. she references it pretty frequently in her music, she made a whole song about enjoying having threesomes with a woman and a man, she made a Jennifer's Body-themed music video, she had Victoria Monét full riding her thigh on stage at a coachella, and there's literally a video of a lesbian interviewing glorilla at a party & asking who she would date if she was queer and her immediate response is "megan. megan like girls!" and then megan turns around and immediately starts flirting with the interviewer. i don't know what more you want. that woman is Bi Sexual and we should all be thankful every day for that. bi women are still bi when they wanna fuck men too you know. the fucking of men is also done bisexually.

No, this explains literally everything to me, thank you.

transmeds can fuck off. Transandrophobes can fuck off. Transmisogynists can fuck off. literally any kind of transphobe can fuck off. I am done pretending you're different I am done pretending you guys aren't just different versions of the same thing. you manifest differently BUT YOU'RE THE SAME FUCKING THING: transphobia. Stop pretending anyone in the trans community has privilege over another (excluding cases like white trans women holding privilege over trans women of color. obviously other matters intersect with this. I'm saying neither trans women nor trans men hold privilege over each other. stop pretending either of us do.) and if you genuinely think any of that bullshit: fuck you and fuck off

i hope everyone who's gone full nazi over the past 3 years is haunted by the extensive screenshot record of their antisemitism for the rest of their lives. i hope 20 years from now one of these sad sacks of shit is trying to get a job and every hiring manager they talk to looks them up, sees years' worth of harassment of jews and justification/downplaying of antisemitic violence, and shreds their application on the spot

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

"sorry for spam liking" sorry for redirecting the asteroid from planet earth thats what you sound like. thats literally what you sound like

this is why you shouldn't swear