todd howard your days are numbered

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing