you’re the only thing cooler than space

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis

what's crazy is that you have to keep going because eventually something funny or cool will happen and restart the it's so over clock