I don't stop until my teeth are touching

This is literally what it’s like

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

ok fine reblogs are back on go wild

there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you're telling me i have one task, minimal oversight, no time pressure, and every time i complete my goal I get to take a break while walking back down the mountain, during which time I am free to be myself and enjoy the pleasure of my own company in brief respite from my labor? Damn, i could imagine myself happy...

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

“Whenever this appears on your dash, we at Aperture request that you like AND reblog to preserve the insane like/reblog parity. For science.”