I misspelled pepsi ONE FUCKING TIME
Im blocking my husband
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Product Placement

if i look back, i am lost

Jimmy Eat World
Monterey Bay Aquarium
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
official daine visual archive
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
hello vonnie

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Mike Driver

Origami Around
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
macklin celebrini has autism
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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I misspelled pepsi ONE FUCKING TIME
Im blocking my husband
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another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is βso is nobody helping blade kill all those vampiresβ
found it
Found this little gem outside the garage
No clue who's it is but sure hope Cinderella picks it up soon cause wtfπ
I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what theyβre trying to say so they make a little βbleghβ π noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal
Gnawing on the bars of my enclosure

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I wanna ruffle his hair and ruin his clothes
Until death, all defeat is psychological.
kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"
well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe
Hermes *literally two minutes into the play*: ok this is a tragedy, it's an old song and we're gonna sing it exactly like it's been sung before and it's tragic because that's how the song goes!
Me: ok, but like, not this time right??
iβve talked about it before but their temperature differential would be perfect for cuddling
actually it would be safe and comfortable for them both because of the power of friendshipβ¦

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Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works
SO TRUE
domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once
disturbing amount of people being like βyouβre a bad domme you donβt deserve to dommeβ girl ur a bad comedy audience you donβt deserve to heckle get outta here
do you really think im in the middle of sex going βactually you know what? figure it out for yourself.β
me sucking dick until i get bored
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: π€€
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!
will you take the money?
yes
no
bald / nuance
Remembering for a single fleeting moment how much I love creating and making things with my own mind and body.
It feels like the sun warming my face after sitting in the shade for too long.

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No Donald I don't think I will actually cause wtf
Ok so Donald was a really sweet older man who is still recovering from hip surgery so getting up stairs was kind of impossible for him
Made sure I had all my things safely in my hands before I went upstairs too
No Donald I don't think I will actually cause wtf