According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”
what kind of forgotten god are you

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According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”
what kind of forgotten god are you

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dream blunt rotation: mary shelley, ursula k le guin, k.a applegate
topics of discussion
bodily autonomy
war
men (general)
men (specific)
feminism and contemporary politics
lord byron
living in the us right now is just a constant stream of
Every time OP dances, her parrot flies along with her. OP says she never trained it on purpose and her parrot just loves doing this naturally. Sometimes it’ll just hop right onto her face. (cr 月下郭城)
Help I love him so much

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The most objectively funny porn thumbnail I’ve ever seen
richeh (& brushbuddy) :)
Have y'all ever looked at a character for the first 5 minutes of a show and just say "yeah that's gonna be my new obsession"?
thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
Actually I've decided this is a poem
This is getting notes so let me just say
Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝
does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me
theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism
how often are you getting a headache
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Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
MAYBE WE’LL MEET AT A BAR 🗣️‼️