I Need A Nap

You may have heard of a rat king, but have you ever heard of a squirrel king? My local wildlife rescue just treated one. All six baby squirrels survived and are doing well. They all needed the tips of their tails amputated, but part of a tail is a small price to pay for being deposed royalty. For more info and surgery pics, they have a really informative post on Facebook.

Since yall liked my Picard blooper reel sm…

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

here’s the site this came from so that people can see and examine the details for themselves. contains links to documents and related treaties. there seems to be a LOT of information here.

im rehiring this fucking thing to stare at you