I Need A Nap

According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”

Your life ends in the wasteland.

立派な大根がリアカーに積まれていた。ここで育てたものだろうか。

most of the clothes will be butt ugly. but they will also be 1) good quality and 2) cheap af. the 70 year olds running the shop think a thrifted shirt should be $3 and they are correct. everyone else shopping there is over the age of 45 so you won't have to throat punch any depop resellers over a cunty little top. you will get hyped up by old ladies and if you frequent the same shop they may start trying to set you up with their grandkids. everyone wins and who knows their grandkids might be hot.

If it doesn't look like the Ark of the Covenant might be stashed in the back somewhere, don't waste my time.

Surprise!

Let's kill this guy with mama.

The bubble is nigh.

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

"I was really obsessed with this Romeo and Juliet ending, actually. We shot both; we shot this ending that you see in the movie, and we shot the ending where she ends it all. We had shot a ton of different versions of the official ending, the one that's in the script, the one that I was excited about, and I was like, Okay, we'll do one ending where Nikki survives, but we'll just do one take of it, and then we'll move on. You see her coming to this realization that she's alive again, and she's looking around the room, and she looks so disturbed, and I just remember my dad and multiple people around me being like, 'Dude, I think it's way more disturbing if she just survives this thing.' I was like, 'Ah, you're right.' And so we switched it." – Curry Barker

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.