I Need A Nap

what kind of forgotten god are you

i am begging film productions to put something in their cups before giving them to the actors. they can be the greatest actors in the world but the minute you give them an empty starbucks cup they cannot convincingly pretend there's something in it for crap

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

I know this makes me a Bad Socialist, but I can’t help but find it hilarious when two rawr-kill-the-bourgeoisie types get to talking and slowly come to realise that they’re setting the bar in very different places with respect to the definition of “bourgeois”. Like, one of them is talking about the direct exploitation of the working class, while the other means “anyone who lives in a house”.