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According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”

what kind of forgotten god are you

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coffee-nd-crepes

Have y'all ever looked at a character for the first 5 minutes of a show and just say "yeah that's gonna be my new obsession"?

burins

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

thememedaddy

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

makingtrouble

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

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justmeagain4

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64mpg

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

threedollarsdotcom

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

topgunvolleyballscene

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

hateusandseeifwemind

pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

no-one-offical

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desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

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ragingbullmode

MAYBE WE’LL MEET AT A BAR 🗣️‼️

msjessicaday

it’s really the quiet chaos of this scene that gets me

sophsun1

Community – 3.04: Remedial Chaos Theory

mndvx

What is wrong with me? All I want to do is cry. My brain is screaming for release. I’m so angry! Can’t live like this! Why do I wanna beat the shit out of Bump so bad? Irony is Bump Weathers was probably a better dad to Clara than I would’ve been. DOOM PATROL – Therapy Patrol (S01E07) ››› Riley Shanahan and Brendan Fraser as Cliff Steele / Robotman ››› Diane Guerrero as Jane Morris ››› Joivan Wade as Victor Stone / Cyborg

woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#a beret #I started to change it to a fez when I read the word stop

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cyberpunkpavlichenko

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

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