for worse of for better, just stay with me forever

You just keep brewing more potions and let the lingering effects of the previous potions add up over time like a lingering stew.

Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. You don’t need to remind them.

im supposed to be relaxing but i have something evil to say

unfortunately i will always view demonic possession as romantic. This is because i have issues & problems

Literally this was the kind of morning I was having just one thing after another!

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here

i know this really isn't the point but i'm loving the attempt at spelling anonymity

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store