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Edina is 10000% T H EĀ W O R S T in Minnesota
Sorry, but itās nonsense that Memphis is the worst city in Tennessee. This is a state where Murfreesboro exists. Iād rather be dead in Memphis than alive in Murfreesboro.Ā
Honestly, scranton is rough but it doesnāt hold a candle to central pa or pennsyltucky regions.
Albany is justā¦.what happens when manās hubris demands an upstate capital city for no earthly logical reason, so they make the whole city reinforced concrete because the city is in line with a north Atlantic jetstream.
Alsoā¦with Camden, just say you hate Black people and go.
The issue is pennsyltucky has no internet access, schooling, electricity, dental care or anything that makes them human beings. Scranton is filthy and grimey but remains in the civilized world and thats why it was chosen.
im 100% positive flint was chosen only bc the water crisis but it canāt be worse than detroit can it?
Detroit has been on the mend over the past decade or so, and Flint hasnāt seen thaf level of success.
But yeah this list was likely compiled with the water thing in mind.
Um, the worst city in Texas is definitely Houston, not Dallas.
Traffic, crime, politics, not to mention itās a major hotspot for human trafficking.
Sorry but everybody knows the real worst city in WA is Sultan
The worst city in MA is not Worchester, itās Salem. Itās got high crime, witches, satanists, and the most obnoxious hipster scene on the East Coast.
Whatās up with Rumford? I have no idea what its problems are compared to other cities/towns (especially compared to the one I live in).
Yeah, Rumford aint it chief. Unless youre talking tweaker per square inch but then any mill town has about the same average
Pueblo is in fact the gateway to helln and my friends and myself all avoid going there at all cost.
I can confirm Dayton as the worst city in Ohio
reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state youāre from
cheese
Tree
Nirvana
Bluegrass
Home: Oysters
Currently Living: Tara
Hell
Hell*
Cocaine
Yeeeehaaawwww
Walmart.
Columbine
Buckeye
hey guys u are now ur minecraft skin irl how fucked are you
Yeah boi I am now jacked
Passive aggressiveness is so lame. I support bashive aggressiveness, smashive aggressiveness
puki i hate to break it to you but thatās just aggressiveness.
I support hitting and smacking people who bother you even slightly
So basically everyone

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GUIDE TO:
FIX YOUR SLEEPING SCHEDULE (1-2 months)
Try to wake up earlier every day. Like 5 - 10 min earlier than the day before. Until you wake up any time before 8am or soā¦
If you struggle with waking up & snooze button is you bff:
Put your alarm clock as far away from the bed as possible.
Drink a glass of water right after you wake up.
Pour another glass of water on yourself right after you wake up.
Prepare some coffee the night before, leave it by your bedside, drink it after you wake up.
Have your blinds/curtains open, so that itās bright after you wake up.
Try to go to bed 5-10 min earlier than the night before.
Track how many hours of sleep youāre getting. Aim to get at least 7h per day or 49h per week.Ā
Increase your sleeping hours incrementally. Aim to get at least 1h of sleep more than the previous week. For example, if this week you slept for 41hrs, aim to get an extra hour of sleep next week, so itās 42h.Once you get enough hours of sleep and wake up early-ish.
Try to keep your sleeping schedule consistent. It is really important to go to bed and wake up at the same time every day. Ā Even if itās weekend. Or even if that means, you getting less than 7hrs of sleep that day. Iād say waking up at the same time everyday is the most important step, which will help you the most with fixing your sleeping schedule.
START EATING HEALTHY (1-2 months)
This step really depends from person to person, but firstly I suggest you take some blood tests to see if you have any deficiencies, etc. Especially, if you struggle with cravings.Ā Ā
Try intermittent fasting, if you struggle with binge eating or overeating. As it will help you to learn to listen to your body better: when itās hungry, when itās full, etc. Itās really simple, there are many methods of Intermittent fasting, but Iād suggest 16/8 for the beginners. (Google it for more info)
DRINK ALL THE WATER. Again, if youāre not drinking enough water, try to level up your water game incrementally. Download some water tracking app on your phone to help you. Drinking water will make you more energetic, increase your metabolism, and decrease you appetite (among many more benefits).
Track what you eating. I would really suggest tracking your meals for around a month. Because, most of the time people have no idea that what theyāre eating is unhealthy. Again, download an app to your phone for that.
Make your own meals once in a while. Not only this will save you money, but itāll help you to see whatās really going into your body.
Eat less meat and more veggies/fruits. Go to your local market and buy some veggies/fruits, you have never tried before. Iām sure youāll find your new favs. Eat/buy less meat. Not only itās good for the environment, but it is good for you, too. Get a veggie burger instead of the beef one, etc.
Cut dairy. Find your new favourite milk substitute. Advice: Oat milk is really good with the tea and oatmeal/porridge; hazelnut milk is amazing on itās own; cashew milk goes well with cereals.
Learn more about nutrition in general. It will help you to make better food choices and it will make eating healthy much easier in general, because once you understand all the chemistry behind the food and what it does to your body, you kinda donāt want to make yourself feel worse. Here are some free resources: - Human nutrition course from Alison.com - Crash course Metabolism&Nutrition: Part 1 and Part 2 - The Health Nerdās YouTube Playlist about nutrition - What Iāve Learnt YouTube Playlist - Human nutrition course from Alison.com - Crash course Metabolism&Nutrition: Part 1 and Part 2 - The Health Nerdās YouTube Playlist about nutrition - What Iāve Learnt YouTube Playlist
GET PHYSICALLY FIT (2-6 months)
Define your goals. Do you want to lose weight, do you want to get stronger, gain weight, be able to climb stairs without losing breath, run 5k?
Remember - youāre half-way through. Being physically fit has a lot to do with what you put into your body. So, if you fulfilled the previous step of eating healthy - you are half way through!
Make a plan. A Reasonable plan. Be honest with yourself.
Start small. Like, 5 min exercise in the morning. Or doing 10 sit ups per day. Donāt do anything overwhelming, like running 5k everyday if you havenāt run for the past 5 years.
Make sure that you kinda like what youāre doing. If you absolutely hate running - donāt do it. Hate doing sit ups in the morning? Try some yoga instead.
Explore until you find what you like. You donāt have to go to gym to get fit, especially if you hate it. Find a type of exercise, which you actually like. Maybe itās dancing or hiking, taking your dog for a walk. Sign up for several trial lessons of various sport clubs. Ditch āem if you have them until you find something that you love. Stick with that.
Do the small changes in your everyday life. Stairs>Escalator, Walk>Drive, Do some squats while brushing your teeth, switch from regular desk to standing desk, etc⦠ Find ways to incorporate being active into your everyday life
Track your effort instead of your progress. You cannot really control your progress that much (especially if your goal was to lose weight). However, you can always control your effort. So track it instead. This will leave you more motivated. As you will be able to see that you can do more and more everyday. Whereas, if you tracked your progress, you may not always get the result you hoped for, which might demotivate you and make you upset, wanting to quit.
BEAT DEPRESSION
Do the previous 3 steps and youāre half way through.
See a therapist/doctor. Depression is an illness, requiring medical treatment. So, get it. Remember: there is absolutely no fucking shame in having a mental illness.
Get some extra support. Talk to your friends or family. Or maybe someone on the internet.
Write it out. If you donāt want to talk - write down your thoughts. It can be just as helpful. Itāll help you to understand yourself better, see problems in your thinking, etc.
Distract yourself from yourself. Get someone/something to take care of, so that you can, for a moment, stop thinking about yourself and focus on something else. E.g, get a plant, or a dog, or a fish.
Self-care day. Dedicate at least one day per week for self-care. Take yourself out, either to a museum or some fancy cafe, do some stuff you like, whatever your hobbies are, do some physical self care: bath, face mask, manicure, etc., listen to some nice music, watch a filmā¦..
STOP PROCRASTINATION
Celebrate your victories instead of mourning over your loses.So the only thing youāve done today was write one sentence for your 20 page essay? Amazing! Buy yourself a candy for that!! I mean, you couldāve done nothing, but you didnāt - you wrote that one sentence and thatās worth celebrating.
Do it for only 2 minutes. If thereās an important thing youāve been putting off for a while, tell yourself that you will only spend 2 minutes on doing it. If after 2 minutes you donāt want to do it anymore, great, stop it. However, after 2min. you actually might want to do more. No pressure either way.
Track your productivity. Track how much time youāve been productive that day. Try to increase that time by a little bit every day.
Always forgive yourself. So, itās been a week and youāve done nothing? Donāt sweat it. Let it go. Blaming yourself will bring you absolutely nothing. Nothing good will come out of your negativity on yourself. So stop it. Forgive yourself and start again. And again, if you need to. Never stop trying. Always pick yourself after you fall. Beating procrastination and increasing your discipline is a skill. And all skills can be build on. There is nothing in you stopping you from changing. Remember that.
LEARN HOW TO DO TAXES (1h - 1 day)
Go to google.com.
Type in: āHow to do taxes *the name of the country youāre living in*ā
Read the results.
GET MENTALLY STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE PHONE CALLS
Remember that just as with beating procrastination, making phone calls is a skill. And, again, skills can be learnt.
Get a new SIM card.
Top it up.
Dial some random numbers and pretend to be a salesman, selling whatever you like.. E.g., trying to sell broadband, cable tv, trying to get people to donate for some charity⦠Or whatever really⦠Me and some friends used to pretend weāre selling kittens or wood logs. Alternatively, you can pretend that you dialed a wrong person and talk about whatever, e.g. āHey, Jess!! You wont believe what I saw today!! *start telling a made-up story*ā¦ā
If you get uncomfortable - just drop the call. No consequences whatsoever.
Repeat until you build up your game and your phone-call anxiety starts to diminish.
SLAY THOSE BITCHES Congratulations, now youāre ready to take over the world! Got get āem!!
YO SIGNAL BOOST
Sharks arent even scary lol, I'm up here and they're down there
Landsharks tho?
Who??????????????????????????????!???????????
epauletteĀ sharks can walk on land
I'm going to fucking die
Kill them first
Sharks arent even scary lol, I'm up here and they're down there
Fool what about sky sharks
@disgruntledseagull
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I am a threat to civilization
Jackpot
This is getting kind of ridiculous.
There are two five leaves in there somewhereĀ
I lost count
This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!
Yāall laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work
fuck it, lets luck this shit up.
hope it works

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Hmmm today I think I will be alive
Not for much longer
RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE
me. still being catholic.
the superpower of setting conflict. aw yeah B) also, I happen to be a bird but thatās not really important
Iām⦠dead.
Apparently Iām smart. And I can fly.
Distance doesnāt matter to me, so⦠teleporting? Flying? Idk
Uhhh. Maybe I can shrink, like Ant-Man? Idk
Thatās my name⦠I have no powers. I am weak.
I am the Author, Creater and Destroyer of Worlds!! I control the very fate of existence!!! šš
Girl who can novel extensively and deeply about anything and everything apparently.
um⦠being perfect i suppose???
you will bow before my sarcastic werecat powers
You have the same power as me, @internet-explorer-official! Youāre slow!
Buddies!!
i summon the beatles. no more hiatus
Iām reminded of the Beatles in every conversation, no matter the topic
Iām a fucking dragon with the ability to traverse dreams
Iām very good with yogurt.
Iām a frog
I can try to consume everything that moves and get some of that sick soaking in water and doing nothing all day action
FROM BEYOND THE SHOULDER
TO PAST THE WRIST
LOOK OUT EVIL
HERE COMES MY FIST
I can make obscure 1990s britpop music play wherever I go, but only at a reasonable volume.
I am just a boi
It stands for GenericUserNameNumber1337, so:
My powers would just be unbelievable levels of monotony.
Moonslice, super speed, enhanced physical strength, night vision
A fucking angel that has guns. Still thinking of a power for this one⦠XD!
Guys i think im a sarcastic villain
I am literally just a cat.
Pure Nuclear Fury
I reckon I am now a WW2 Pacific aircraft captain and now have six .50 caliber M2 Browning machine guns and a max speed of 376 mph and can climb to up to 37,000ft at a rate of 3,410ft per minute; not too shabby. lol
I can time travel, but only a little.
@traceamountsoftimetravel lol! A little time travel is better than no time travel! :D
Some sort of steampunk iron man I suppose
The power of breaching and building!
The power to cleave bones.
Imagine if instead of pumping CO2, sulfur, and a whole host of toxic and radioactive materials directly into atmosphere, burning coal left behind solid waste that *could* be toxic to the environment, but only if handled and stored incorrectly, and may in the future be able to be disposed of cleanly and safely.
Thatās nuclear power.
Yeah this is one reason why I donāt like nuclear power. It doensātĀ really do anything better than the normal energy resources.Ā
can you read, motherfucker?
Oh now I see, youāre for nuclear power. I literally thought were for it at fist, then thought you were against it after reading it a second time, wrong guess. The way you said it has a bit of a double meaning likeĀ ācouldā be toxic to the environment. I guess the problem I was goigng to point out is that itĀ āmayā be able to be disposed of cleanly and safely. Itās not anymore promising than what we have going on with our non-renewable energy resources.Ā
Already said this elsewhere, but uranium provides 1,250,000,000 BTUs/lb. Whereas natural gas (the most commonly used fuel source we currently have) only provides a little over 100,000 BTUs/100 cubft. Not to mention that natural gad is rediculiously difficult to store, and must be bought on a daily basis. Uranium is relatively easy to store, and can be bought in bulk. So no. You are wrong. It does litterally everything better. It is even cleaner than natural gas which is already really fucking clean.
If I remember correctly thorium is even better than uranium.

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Isekei anime, but the powerful knight/mage/priestess/whatever actually comes to our world.
Yes I agree.
Itās scary knowing that people like this actually exist
I threw up in my mouth.
conservitave christian, why am i not surprised in the slightest
This is also true for men to do.