The Original Fatty Atomic Mutant

See I accidentally sent fan mail instead of an ask last month. So not even Staff knows what features Tumblr does and doesn’t have.

Yknow I’m pretty sure in order to “remove” a feature they literally just delete the button that links you to it but don’t actually remove the capability of the site to perform the function (hence all the replies and reblogs from people saying they can send/receive fanmail etc) my theory is that the site is so rickety that the removal of any part of it could cause the whole thing to crash

goodbye human

Issat pants? Issat motherfuckin starched pants walkin around like J. Edgar Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon?

Diet culture hurts children.

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

Look how fuckin happy asra is i cant even

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

jealousy intensifies