If Gay And Stupid Had A Baby

Did you know

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Two truths and a lie

I’ll go first

I had leprosy at one point

my favorite color is blue

I play for my schools track team

Whoever reblogs this, please respond with your guess and your own two truths and a lie

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WHO LIKES TRACK????

Okay here are mine

1. I nearly died when i was a baby

2. I am quite tall

3. I like sitting in the rain

I pissed on my crush in fifth grade

I can’t cook at all whatsoever

I made my mom a hundred dollars and she only gave me 20 even though she gave me three year old bags she didnt want and she got mad at me for fucking up inventory

I can ride horses.

I know how to skateboard.

I don't have mirrors in my room or any reflective materials.

I have a dog

I have fossils in my bedroom

i actually like running

i had a pet blue-tongue lizard

i can skateboard

I do gyaru makeup sometimes when I'm bored

I play basketball

I absolutely despise apples. They taste like raw onions to me.

1) I play bass guitar

2) my favourite animal is a bat

3) a member of a VERY popular kpop group waved at me during a concert

ANYWAYS!!!!

1) I used to sing in choir

2) My least favorite Christmas movie is Home Alone

3) My favorite color is Dandelion Yellow!

2TA1L but it has a bit of a theme to it

My favorite sci-fi movie is The Wrath of Khan (Star Trek II), for my non-Trekkie fans).

I prefer The Magic School Bus over Bill Nye the Science Guy.

I was hyperfixated on relativity when I was small. (Yes, as in Einstein.)

I’m good at cooking

I wanna learn fencing and has, on many occasions, begged my parents to sign me up for classes.

I hate eating cheese

1. When I was around 7 I almost died from hemlock on a hike(I think I tried to eat it but didn’t swallow)

2. I have 3(living) pets

3. I am allergic to peanuts(NOT TREE NUTS) and shellfish(it’s a shame I used to really like shrimp)

I have been stung by a bee once and only once

I don't know how to ride a bike

When I was 7 I knew how to play the piano. I no longer do.

why is it so hard to think of facts about myself 😢 (less hard to make up something)

ummm

ive broken my head twice but never any bones

selkies r my fav animal ever

i still sleep with a stuffie

reall like,, why can't it be two lies and a truth... so much easier,,

my family has driven the us coast to coast

i am absolutely repulsed like almost afraid of ketchup

i have a ratty old unicorn blanket that ive had for years that i love dearly

my family has two cars, one from 2009 and another from 2025

i visit my grandpa at least once a year

my school has had at least two incidents of snakes found near the school

1. Ive willingly eaten wet dog food several times

2. Ive willingly eaten dry cat food several times

3. Ive willingly eaten raw meat several times.

my turn

1. ive never been to a concert

2. ive never actually physically harmed someone

3. ive never tried a pineapple

ok anyways

1. ive seen the constellation cassiopeia during a car ride and it was beautiful and wonderful and i wanna go stargazing again

2. during a drill one person in my class tried to pick up a rat they found on the sidewalk, but they were unhurt surprisingly

3. i genuinely like being barefoot indoors. i will not wear socks and/or shoes indoors unless im forced to

Alright here we go

1. I climbed a dresser as an infant and fell down the side of it, and had surgery on my right leg which resulted in a pretty cool looking scar

2. I completed the Pokédex in three different Pokemon games: Legends Arceus, Violet, and Legends Z-A

3. I cannot stand raspberry flavored anything and I think blue raspberry is a scam, though I like the latter as a flavor since it doesn’t taste like raspberries.

Here is my try

1. FOUR SEPARATE TIMES. I have tried to skip school by purposely missing the bus and Everytime the door was locked and I almost froze to death.

2. My ideal partner will gladly drink black coffee while I drink creamer and milk so that when we kiss we drink a latte technically

NINETALES, I CHOOSE YOU!

Screw it, this one's my first starter I had AND fits me well! Go for it, Primarina!

@asktheevilgeniusesson @cinnaflurr @mistykitten-gxm @lurking-underneath @theultimateshadow @manicdrummer @princessterios @squirrels-soul-returnal

@zammy357 @ankonoe @the-immortal-restless @pickljar @krumbymatcha @n4melezz-3rr0r

Anyone else feel free to join!

Bonus: @funkyfandomlover @charmsterz

@holdthefuckupwhat @your-pal-nebula @snickerzanddoodlez @boiledpotatos

shark celebrates Halloween.

yeah that checks out

My gender is yandere, I don’t know how to feel about this

My gender is hugging someone while laughing? Hm.

Go to this site(emoji 8-ball by xkcd), click “ask” and post how you will die here

I got ⚡️, so I’ll get electrocuted

My friend's rabbit (who likes clovers) will Eat My Soul

@the-sun-of-endless-ash this is your fault

What.

Okay i think i got it:

i see a cute snail and theres a train thing coming so i go to move the snail but then a wolf jumps off of the train thing and kills me.

TF? How DO I die?

Guess I thought fighting a dragon with an umbrella was a good idea. 🤷‍♂️

...Do I eat a rotten chestnut, get isekai-ed into a game/program of some sort and just die there?

Wait no the program might be where my ghost is sealed