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hey guys this is asexual-offical silly little pet dragon to @homosexuality-offical. I’m here to spread the message of our lord and savior, garlic bread.

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tumblr hits harder at 3am

prove me wrong

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Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

“Everyone please stand for the national anthem”

*high hopes starts playing from the speaker*

“wrong song everyone please hold”

fun fact mosquitoes may be adapting to bug spray and starting to be attracted to a certain chemical in it

Wait what??!? That’s my only defense against them

They steal too much of my blood

#I did fact check #anon is unfortunately right

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me with 30+ mosquito bites on each leg: guys should I start using bug spray?!!

#i’m not exaggerating

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when school hasnt even started yet but youre already ready for halloween

temu-offical

IVE BEEN READY SINCE LAST HALLOWEEN

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Same honestly I’ve had a group costume planned since last October 31st but now I just cannot wait

when school hasnt even started yet but youre already ready for halloween

Oh wise ace. How to flirt with men? /Silly

Use cheesy pickup lines. that'll make a man smitten with you.

I think I just accidentally made cheese out of Greek yogurt

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GORDON RAMSEYS SCOTTISH??!!!

#why did no one tell me

What do you mean The Onion has a tumblr account??

Hot take: I think people who like cold pizza over hot pizza are liars.

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Do yall think it’s possible to dye your hair the color of a green screen and then project stuff on to it?

friendly-neighborhood-asexual

I'm fairly certain it is, but I don't think it'd with very well because hair is very thin

asexual-offical

Good to know good to know.

friendly-neighborhood-asexual

why do I always find typos after someone already reblogs them :c

I meant it wouldn't work very well, not with very well lol

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it’s okay I understand

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I learned two things today:

Tom Holand is British

HES 30 YEARS OLD

asexual-offical

Do yall think it’s possible to dye your hair the color of a green screen and then project stuff on to it?

friendly-neighborhood-asexual

I'm fairly certain it is, but I don't think it'd with very well because hair is very thin

asexual-offical

Good to know good to know.

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