Garlic Bread Worshipper

hey guys this is asexual-offical silly little pet dragon to @homosexuality-offical. I’m here to spread the message of our lord and savior, garlic bread.

i remember one time i was on a tour in paris and the tour guide asked "does anyone know when the guillotine was last used" and i enthusiastically gave the answer so quickly and he said that that was the first time anyone had gotten that

Listening to a girl opera singing in the room next to me while I was eating my lunch. She’s really good. Wish I had her lungs

coffee makes me so confident and extroverted for no reason

im staying on the same floor as people taking the opera program so i randomly hear the angelic voices throughout the dorm

I wish my brother would become a dentist. Not because I think he’d like that but because I know him and my dad (who is antidentistry) would get into big fights at thanksgiving over it and I’d love to be there for it

how the is it 100° rn?? Like how is it so hot

the urge to pick up a duck is strong

if anyone spoils the final episode of tadc for me or anyone else, I will send 1000 dragons to their location. This is a promise, no spoilers allowed

i changed my background to the new asexual flag. I think the updated flag was very needed considering the old meanings of the asexual colors.