new and improved intro post that is my intro and also a post (it's also new and improved!! wow!!!! :O)
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hellooo!! my name is Sal and I use any pronouns.
This is my main blog, and also my blog where I rp as my oc, Ray dioactive bread (he/it/any)! Dialogue from Ray will be in green.
PLEASE SEND RP ASKS AHHHHH ! ! !
I draw a lot and take drawing requests from any of my fandoms!!
Fandoms, Boundaries, DNI under the cut
DNI: I have no DNI, but please DNI if I'm in your DNI, and also keep in mind that I might argue with you if you express an opinion that I find harmful!
Boundaries (holy wow there are a lot. sorry guys.):
I am a minor. Joke-flirting is fine, but please stop if I ask you to.
If you don't like my friends, I might choose not to interact with you.
I have trouble understanding tone and choosing my words.
This means that I might say things I don't mean!!! Either I can't find the correct words or I'm feeling bad. None of that is an excuse, and I'm working on it.
My jokes can be inappropriate! Please point this out!!!!!
I understand that some people block freely + without explanation, however I do appreciate it when an explanation is given! It's definitely not a requirement.
If I like/reblog/follow a blog that is harmful, that does not mean I support or even know about what that blog did/said.
THE OPINIONS OF MY CHARACTERS ARE NOT!! MY!!! OPINIONS!!!
I promise I'm not targeting you in my vent post if I ever vent post.
Please don't say stuff like "it makes me really sad when you're struggling" or "that reminds me of my thing" etc. under my vent posts. Those feelings are valid but if I'm venting I can't also comfort you!
Sometimes I can't remember other people's boundaries (I'm working on this), so I'm not expecting you to remember all of mine! I will remind you an INSANE amount of times, and I very rarely block.
Fandoms:
Officalverse (no... really?!!? :O I would have never known!)
Heathers
Be More Chill
Dear Evan Hansen
Epic the Musical
Hamilton
Fullmetal Alchemist
Star Wars
Warriors
Vocaloid
Probably more that I forgot about... sigh.
I write crackfic on ao3!! @/sal_the_weird
Tags:
Salutations from Sal: Original Posts (will also be tagged with ooc and out of character)
Sal Shares: Reblogs
Ray Remarks: Officalverse In Character Posts (will also be tagged with officalverse and in character)
Sal Scribbles: Drawings/Writing/Crafts
Sal's Snacks: Any pics of food! (Will also be tagged with tw food)
Sal's Sillies: Shitposts of Nothing™️
Sal Squeals: Fandom-related things. I suggest you block this if you don't want to see 1013940139401934019012390182398120 DEH-related things per day.
Sal is Serious: Actually important stuff.
Sal screams: Vent posts. (Always twed)
(these tags are all very silly heheheh)
hmmmm...frens...gotta tag frens
@coffee-spill @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @bacone-offical you guys are pretty much my 3 main friend groups... can you tag everyone else because i have the memory of a can of beans
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okay um.. headcanon/au's?? i mean ive POSTED lots b4 but it was in groups so. ill just rename some!
DEH-
-Evan doesn't drink softdrinks ever because his dad told him if you keep drinking unhealthy stuff you become a zombie or some shit
-Evan had a pet hamster!
-Evan was in a gradeschool play (heidi encouraged it) and he had begged to be casted as a tree. +He's good at singing (a little), but no lead role. just a tree (heidi cried seeing him on that stage)
-Evan really likes ice cream.
-Connor sure can draw. But, He's made some disturbing stuff in the past and his parents had thought twice about art classes + therapy
-Connor can play the guitar!
-Connor won't cook because he tried to make pancakes with zoe when he was 8 (and she was 7) and he accidentally burned himself. only thing he can manage is instant noodles and heating up leftovers
+Evan and Alana are probably excellent cooks!
-Evan, Jared and Alana were childhood best friends before (Jared being family friends with Evan and Alana went outside alot + in their neighborhood) BUT alana had moved somewhere else outside of their neighborhood and focused more on studies and such. she had refered to all of her friends as 'acquaintances' and when the Connor project happened, she said it was a blessing to be "working" with you all again
-oh! and alana has two moms! and a family dog, a collie (?) called whizzer / whiz!
-Alana goes to the mall to always try different glasses and go to bookstores.
-Evan looks for the botanical stores and bookstores too!
-Connor goes to hot topic (ehem). Vintage stores, bookstores!
-Zoe goes to music (instrument) stores and clothing stores! (Both her and Connor have thrifted before)
-Jared goes to the toystore (to laugh at some toys with Evan) and the GAMING SHOPS!! also joke stores hahhah
-The group had wasted at least 100 dollars on a gachapon outing
-Jared likes mountain dew (EHEM.)
-Jared bought an airhorn at a bazaar, so whenever he goes to sleepover hes THE FIRST TO WAKE UP!
-Jared's parents re laidback mostly and sort of let him do what he wants, they work at home but still earn okay money. Heidi is like his second mom because as a kid, going to Evans house, Heidi would try her best to tutor him and teach him values alongside evan..but he stopped going for a long while. When he did, it was to help Evan or play videogames with him.
-Zoe doesn't like her parents that much. her music teacher was like her second dad. she stays hours after school even without jazzband as an excuse to get out of the house. she walks around campus and hangs around the music room.
-Zoe and Alana go to the toy store to squish all the squishys and awe at minibrands.
-Zoe had gotten carried away one practice and guitar smashed and shit
-Evan is supposedly hufflepuff (sometimes he got slyrtherin, vice versa with Connor), Alana is ravenclaw (got gryffindor once), Zoe is gryffindor and Jared is a ravenclaw!
-connor decided to confess his love for evan through either an email, or playing the guitar for him singing a romantic song (he practiced 4 a MONTH) hehehe treebros
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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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BRO MY FRIEND AND I WERE MAKING CHARACTERS IN THE HUNGER GAMES FROM FANDOMS ONLY ONE OF US IS IN
I say “Rich” and they repeat that and I think they say “SQUIP” and I say “No that is a different character. His name is Rich short for Richard” and my friend writes Richard into the hunger games generator thing
HIS NAME IS NOT FUCKING RICHARD YALL 😰 I mean I guess it is but no one calls him that 🥹🥹
BRO MY FRIEND AND I WERE MAKING CHARACTERS IN THE HUNGER GAMES FROM FANDOMS ONLY ONE OF US IS IN
I say “Rich” and they repeat that and I think they say “SQUIP” and I say “No that is a different character. His name is Rich short for Richard” and my friend writes Richard into the hunger games generator thing
HIS NAME IS NOT FUCKING RICHARD YALL 😰 I mean I guess it is but no one calls him that 🥹🥹
BRO MY FRIEND AND I WERE MAKING CHARACTERS IN THE HUNGER GAMES FROM FANDOMS ONLY ONE OF US IS IN
I say “Rich” and they repeat that and I think they say “SQUIP” and I say “No that is a different character. His name is Rich short for Richard” and my friend writes Richard into the hunger games generator thing
HIS NAME IS NOT FUCKING RICHARD YALL 😰 I mean I guess it is but no one calls him that 🥹🥹
BRO MY FRIEND AND I WERE MAKING CHARACTERS IN THE HUNGER GAMES FROM FANDOMS ONLY ONE OF US IS IN
I say “Rich” and they repeat that and I think they say “SQUIP” and I say “No that is a different character. His name is Rich short for Richard” and my friend writes Richard into the hunger games generator thing
HIS NAME IS NOT FUCKING RICHARD YALL 😰 I mean I guess it is but no one calls him that 🥹🥹
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see this is actually a very good metaphor for gay people. Being close to them poisons you with their gay essence and turns you gay. Also gay people are made of bread
the girls in my chorus class found out I’m gay (boooo) and were very mean about it BUT it was kinda funny bc I overheard them saying “don’t sit with the gay person you’ll become gay” and I was like “it’s true I’m gaydioactive”