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‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

The Addams

Sexy of course. He would do number on the internet, especially as a creepypasta

He would 'do number'? singular? is it you?

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

what just happened

this makes me uncomfortable, 

then do =x+2+ for the next part

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

What is this sorcery?!?!

My mind just broke

What’s the name of that gimmick blog that determines the rhyme scheme of stuff?

@i-scan-your-poems

This post is wonderful classic tumblr and relevant to my interests but how would I possibly scan it? What could I even do here?

A couple weeks ago, on bsky Trung Le Nguyen said (paraphrasing) "if it feels like the wrong people are dying it may be because there are more beloved people than bastards" and lord how I have been clinging to that sentence