the town crier

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar

There are very few instances where it would be appropriate to say “Cats should have beat Ragtime” but this is one of them.

same energy as “jeffrey epstein? the financier?”

people owe leslie jones a huge apology bc ghostbusters 2016 was the start of the whole anti-woke movies backlash as a trickle down from gamergate and as the only black woman in the cast she took the brunt of the impact with everyone saying horrible shit about her online and now we're at the apex of the anti-woke backlash industry

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

if I had school aged kids I'd get them cell phones just so I could text them "pretend to throw up" when I wanted to get out of work

diane paulus, director of masquerade, wants people all over the world to witness the show, even from as far as uganda! she is so fervent in her desire to make the show accessible for all, it's a little controversial! for more information, google "diane paulus witness uganda controversy"

whoops!

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

There’s a picture of me with an ibis here

We’d watch our cartoons and then hope for a dog!