the asexual freak strikes again

don’t worry you are perfect c@//n3

C//aine puts an entire roasted chicken on his tongue and swallows it.

P//omni, looking at his flat stomach: You know, you really aren't that big. Where does all that food go?

C//aine, lighting up: I'm so glad you asked, my mysterious magpie!

A poof. Suddenly they're in another room. There's a pile of food on the floor.

C//aine, rubbing his stomach: I love human food far too much to fit it all in here. So I repurposed an extra room.

Close up of the pile of food. It's melting into ones and zeros. C//aine: All the food gets teleported here, turns back into data, and is absorbed into my code.

P//omni: Huh...*rubs wall* so this room IS your stomach?

C//aine, off screen: Mmmph–

P//omni looks over to find him laying on the floor tummy up, clearly enjoying the rubs. (Perhaps you can even see her hand outline from the inside idk)

Then the whole room growls.

C//aine shoots up and apologizes, explaining he still has a lot of room for more dinner.

post episode 9🫪

post episode 9 where c@//n3 has a hard time conjuring things AND it doesn’t help that his belly is making a lot of distracting noises :(

Sketches that I DIDN'T digitize beneath the cut!